Yeah, it's different for everyone, though, because time's all pretzeled so sometimes someone'll notice you've been gone and sometimes it'll be like no time has passed at all and sometimes they come from YOUR future which is weird. But don't sweat it, chicka. My kid's weird pet gods told me once... they said, "The gods-who-aren't-gods are listening. They know what you want. They'll get around to it." Whatever that means. Those guys are kind of weird, and coming from me, that's saying something.
I'm a professional deadbeat. It's not very impressive. Evidently I'm supposed to be like... actually doing something with my life so I can take care of this kid I just had with this roadie chick I don't love. Also I think my whole family is really pissed at me right now. It's complicated. Anyway, I still write songs and stuff. Oh, I was a pirate for a while. I really sucked at that, though.