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Tweak says, "Feed me, Seymour!"

Edward Sexby | Devil's Whore (disarmed) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-01 20:57:00

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I've the oddest craving for rabbit, fresh cooked over a fire.

Angelica, I trust you are pleased with your Christmas gift?

KK, I think I shall drop by to see you this week. The bike is feeling a bit tight, when I turn.

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	disarmed 2010-01-03 02:34 am UTC (link)
	She did, although she questioned why she did not get a motorbike herself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-03 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Well it's obvious, she was expecting it. Not much of a surprise. Maybe a dirtbike, start off small and not so... fast-smashy-dead-making. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-03 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I'll have to speak to Angelica about it, but now that she has a bike of her own, perhaps she will think it a good idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-03 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Angelica is brave but clear-headed woman. A daughter from the likes of the two of you would need a much, much longer lecture on being careful. Nothing like leg-long road rash to teach you to be careful, but there's always the hope talking would work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-03 03:25 am UTC (link)
	You're really not selling me on the idea, at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-03 03:28 am UTC (link)
	You're a dad. Unless I can guarantee she's wearing full armor and padded in bubble wrap, you won't be happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-03 03:52 am UTC (link)
	I suppose that's true. But images of road kill on her legs? Not something I need in my brain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-03 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Part of the father-gig, wait until she gets old enough for other boys to notice her. Can, uh, fix that last bit if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-03 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm choosing to pretend I've no clue what you're rambling on about, just now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-03 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh this is going to go swimmingly. ~~I will so need popcorn when this happens.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-03 04:14 am UTC (link)
	This is the part when I put my hands over my ears and say 'Lalalalalalalala' over and over, no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-03 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Exactly, hon. But the scary talk's over, I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-03 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Good, because a hand fashioned out of metal isn't very comfortable against one's ear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-03 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Someone should knit you a big, fluffy mitten then. Pink and yellow, maybe... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-03 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I don't think that's a good idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-03 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Hrm, you're right, not yellow. Not with a 'winter' palette... Sky blue maybe... But the fluffy tassels will be darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-03 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	No tassels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	steam_punk 2010-01-04 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh all right. They'd probably be cut off and used to clean a rifle barrel anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disarmed 2010-01-05 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I hadn't thought of that. And yet, still I say No. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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