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Alistair (ex_bastardpr179) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-11-24 19:36:00

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alistair, wynne, zevran arainai

Wynne, you're a girl, right?

I need to ask you some... some questions. About girly things.

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	healymage 2009-11-25 01:39 am UTC (link)
	No longer a girl, but I am female, yes. What may I help you with, Alistair? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Wynne ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
	I think I might have gotten asked out on a date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair healymage 2009-11-25 01:43 am UTC (link)
	... Really! How charming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wynne ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what to do. It's not as though I have experience with these things, with the Chantry and all. Is there anything special I must do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Alistair

healymage
2009-11-25 01:59 am UTC (link)

I don't believe so, to be honest. The only thing I would counsel you to remember is that women in this world are not what you are used to. They are similar - I have met women who would not have been out of place in Ferelden - but there are things in this world Fereldans could not even dream of.

Other than that, I would assume the usual rules apply. Do not insult her, apologise if you do so inadvertently, and do, dear boy, remember to always look at her face. So many do seem to dress like Morrigan.

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Wynne

ex_bastardpr179
2009-11-25 02:09 am UTC (link)

We're going to see a moving picture. I would have never thought such things would have ever existed. Things might have been different in Ferelden if we had the things they have here. Getting in touch with the other Grey Wardens... it would have been a lot easier with the voice box.

Morrigan. The one person I'm not afraid to admit I do not miss. I do miss the Lady Warden, though. Probably more than i should admit.

About the other day, I wanted to apologize. Learning all that, about the Lady Warden, about Morrigan and I, it was a lot for me to take in. It wasn't right for me to act the way I did.

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Alistair

healymage
2009-11-25 02:12 am UTC (link)

It's quite all right, I promise. I can't imagine how I would have reacted had I been in your place.

I have seen the small version of the moving pictures, in the box? Some of them are rather amusing, others interesting. Others remind me of nothing so much as Zevran. Andraste's teeth, but some people only have one thing forever on their minds.

I would not fall into the trap of imagining Ferelden with these things, however. One can get caught up in wondering, and that way madness lies.

I know you miss her. I do as well, though obviously not in the same fashion.

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	Wynne ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 02:16 am UTC (link)
	We're going to see the large ones. In the theater. I told her what sort of moving pictures I'd prefer. I think she's going to be the one to pick one out. Have you found out anything about returning to Ferelden? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair healymage 2009-11-25 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I have not yet found anything, no. I met a man called Singer who apparently has an enormous library, but he doesn't believe anything in it would be of assistance. I will continue to look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wynne ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Do you think things will be okay without us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair healymage 2009-11-25 02:29 am UTC (link)
	I do not know. When I went to my bed before waking up here, the horde was in full retreat. However, such things can change abruptly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wynne ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 02:30 am UTC (link)
	But what if because I'm not there to-- --to consummate with Morrigan things don't end the way you think they did? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair healymage 2009-11-25 02:32 am UTC (link)
	That is one of the worries I have, yes. I do not yet understand how time is apparently able to be ... stretched. But I can do nothing right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Wynne -

ex_bastardpr179, 2009-11-25 02:36 am UTC

	easy_lover 2009-11-25 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Alistair, perhaps you will also find me an authority on girly things? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Zevran ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 01:55 am UTC (link)
	No, I wouldn't. Besides, I don't need to know how to bed her, I just need to know how to get through this thing without making a complete and utter fool of myself. Which considering my history with the fairer sex, is stupidly likely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair easy_lover 2009-11-25 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I assume she has met you, yes? If so, then she knows. It is even possible that she finds it charming. I once acted very much like you while seducing a mark in Antiva. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zevran ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 02:03 am UTC (link)
	You acted like me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair easy_lover 2009-11-25 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Lovable, approachable, innocent. You know, when I was younger, I dreamed of being a brother in the chantry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zevran ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Are you serious? You? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair easy_lover 2009-11-25 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Is that so hard to believe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zevran ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 02:12 am UTC (link)
	You just never seemed like the type. You're free now. Couldn't you join the Chantry now if you wanted to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair easy_lover 2009-11-25 02:16 am UTC (link)
	I am no longer a young man, and I know that the Chantry and I do not have similar views upon the Maker's love for us. No, I am fine being in the Guild. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zevran ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Why did you want to join the Chantry, anyway? When I was young, I resented the idea of being sent off to join a bunch of clerics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alistair easy_lover 2009-11-25 02:26 am UTC (link)
	The sisters were kind to me. And one of the locations in Antiva makes wine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zevran ex_bastardpr179 2009-11-25 02:29 am UTC (link)
	No one else treated you kindly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)