I don't spend much time around their native habitats, you must understand. I did try once, as an act of diplomacy on behalf of Dublin's estranged artists, to attend Mass in my Sunday best. Sadly, it seems Paradise is not interested in those whose Sunday best is not gender-appropriate.
Acting then upon the assumption that those who claim God is everywhere do mean everywhere, I invited my brothers and sisters to attend a session of Divinity Hide-and-go-Seek in a field outside the city.
One does not see many nuns in fields. A curious happenstance, but then, there are many things one does not see often in fields.
The gentleman who evicted us from his land with the help of the police declared with great vehemence that he had never seen anything like it, never in his life!