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Tweak says, "That wasn't love."

Kakia, Goddess of Vice and Immorality. (whats_your_vice) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-05-07 00:01:00

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kakia, styx

Hey, sister mine.

Got a moment?

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	whats_your_vice 2009-05-07 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure it was. The vodka brings out her eloquence. Can you tel me what the oath was, love? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

styxie
2009-05-07 12:40 am UTC (link)

It was fairly simple.

Her exact words were...

"I promise to live with you in my awesome fucking house. Fuck you a lot and give you blowjobs whenever you want, because dude. I love blowjobs. I promise to drink a shit load of vodka every week with you. What the fuck do you want, Elvis? Oh, oh yeah. Stay married till death do us part or whatever."

I've heard better, but you can't expect much else from a drunk.

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	whats_your_vice 2009-05-07 12:54 am UTC (link)
	It's to the point, at the very least. And did he also swear on the water? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	styxie 2009-05-07 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-05-07 01:13 am UTC (link)
	The same oath, than? I don't suppose the fact that it was taken while not of sound mind helps any, here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	styxie 2009-05-07 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Are you asking me to excuse an oath taken on my water because of vodka? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-05-07 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I'm asking if you'd be willing to. I"m also wondering if you plan on enforcing the letter of the oath or the spirit of the oath. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	styxie 2009-05-07 01:37 am UTC (link)
	Not a chance. My oaths are sacred. Alcohol or not. I suppose I can honor simply the spirit, although with the way the child drinks and fornicates, I have no doubt she'd be able to full fill the word. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-05-07 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I didn't think so... but it can't hurt to ask, right? Thanks, Gia. I'm sure she'll be able to as well - although she does tend to prefer the whiskey. I just want to make sure she's not starting off on the wrong foot. Wronger than she already has. Now that that's out of the way... How are you, lovey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	styxie 2009-05-07 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I would be fine without this fucking world messing with my hormones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-05-07 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Hear, hear. If you need help, doll, you know where to look, I hope? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	styxie 2009-05-07 02:52 am UTC (link)
	I've already found an avenue for my lustful feelings. But thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whats_your_vice 2009-05-07 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Lucky you... and lucky them. But the offers always open. Love you. Talk to you soon, OK? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	styxie 2009-05-07 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Of course. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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