Fun is my middle name. Actually, it's Winston, but if I could go back in time and change my middle name, it might be fun. Though that doesn't sound as good. Wade Fun Wilson? Nah, doesn't have a ring to it. Maybe if we use Ezekiel instead...
Know what a fun word is? Spatula. Think about it. Spatula. Or Apocalypse. Apoc-Key-Lips. That might be my new favorite word.
I like duct tape too. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. [Eat your heart out, Dr. Suess] I love saying it. Duct tape, duct tape, duct tape, duct tape, duct tape, duct tape, duct tape.