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Lilo Pelekai is a disciple of The King. (means_family) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-04-14 22:56:00

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henriette stillman, lilo pelekai

So, um, you're a relation now, and that's good. You're also the only girl I'm friends with that I'm not related to that I feel comfortable asking this. This is one of those rare times where it stinks to have a billion guy friends.

Can you help me pick out a... you know. Helper? My hand's always worked well enough but it's sort of lacking now and I really don't want to start humping people's legs.

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	Lilo not_that_henri 2009-04-14 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	This is really weird, considering that I know you as being six, but I think I can get past that easy enough, and you seriously asked the right person for advice. You have any idea what you're looking for? This might work better if we have a girls' night in somewhere. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Henn means_family 2009-04-14 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	I swear I'm not six anymore, if that helps. And good. I was going to ask Cassie first, but that idea was probably one of my bad ones. I get those from time to time. The economy industrial go to sleep for a week model? Dunno. I've never used one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo not_that_henri 2009-04-14 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, girls' night in, definitely. I can bring a couple things that I've somehow managed to get doubles of and we can go from there. ... that sounded wrong, I meant ones that I've gotten as gifts and already had one of so I've got mine and then I've got a mint-condition in-box one. I'll bring those. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Henn means_family 2009-04-14 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	I was GONNA say. We're family, but ... yeah. Not so much. My brother's been in there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo not_that_henri 2009-04-14 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Ow, cherry water in the sinuses. That's... well everything smells like cherry now, that's not so bad. How soon should we plan this sucker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Henn means_family 2009-04-14 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	You could market that, somehow. A Nehi pot and cherry water or something. Whatever's easiest for you. I didn't know the withdrawal from sex would be so headachey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo not_that_henri 2009-04-14 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, oh honey, I didn't realize it had gotten that far along, let me leave a note for the husband and the step-husband and I can meet you at my apartment in New Orleans [address] in like, an hour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Henn means_family 2009-04-14 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. I'm mostly trying to keep from jumping on certain people too soon and scaring them. Or doing stupid like trying to go back to Teja for hatesex. EW NO SELF. BAD, BAD, STUPID SELF. He'd probably shank me and fuck the wound or something now that he hates me. I suck. Can you marry vibrators in London? You're the almost-lawyer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lilo not_that_henri 2009-04-15 12:04 am UTC (link)
	This is me smacking your hand. Seriously, bad idea there. Head to New Orleans, I'll meet you there asap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Henn means_family 2009-04-15 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I know. I do. Okay. (Reply to this) (Parent)