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Tweak says, "Hell to the No"

John Constantine (Hellblazer) (silkcutcasanova) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-30 22:15:00

Entry tags:

bela talbot, john constantine, zatanna

Right, then.

Dare I ask?

Unless I'm mistaken, an' you boys decided to redecorate, the Jersey shore wasn't actually part of Hell.

I knew those damn herbs were foul... bastard owes me ten pounds.

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	mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Well look at what the cat dragged in. [link] Alternate universe. Put on your sunglasses before looking at it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Bloody hell. That's a joke, right? A month off. Why's that so hard? 'Fraid you got me at a loss. Should I know you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Because this world is a pain in the ass. Seriously, John? Great. No, just forget it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Wh- I just got thrown out the arse end of a time disturbance, into bloody America. I think I'm allowed a bit of confusion, miss. Not to mention, if this date stamp is right? I just lost... bloody hell. Nineteen years. Nineteen years. Who would even bother t- Who are you? Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I just.. if you don't know me then I'm probably not the person to give you the information. It happens to a lot of people, waking up in the wrong time period. Zatanna Zatara. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Only one women I met yet, that's that partial to the letter. You gotta stop jumpin' down my throat, Zed. 'Specially considering last I saw, you were dancing naked in a female place in Ireland. Who'd've thought you'd make it back on the grid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Zed? No, I'm Zee. Zatanna. Just Zatanna. Dancing naked in.. I don't think that was me, John. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Damn shame, good woman. Looks like you've still got me at a loss, then. Figures, that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. You must be from.. ages ago, because I met you god, in the 70s sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Said yourself, timelines, maybe. I dunno. All I know is, must not've known me that well. I don't keep friends long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I know you don't. I.. was one of the few. Guess not so much anymore. Have fun with this new.. uh.. world or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	S'probably for the best, ennit? Take care, Zee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever you say. When you stop throwing a pity party and lighten up, I'm sure you know where to find me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me, you don't want to be found, right now. Not had a good go of it lately. It's not finding things's ever the problem, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	No, you always know where to find me. I don't know what's going on or if/why you're acting like you don't know me but things are different here. If you want to just talk.. I'm here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Z silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	How different's different, then? S'this place on the up? I Ain't see you in years, by my right, Z. With all the death hangin' round me right now Don't need any more ghosts, do I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	It just.. is. People from books and movies are here. Gods and demons and who the hell knows. And everyone just kind of gets along. Generally. Weird things happen, like suddenly being 12 for a week or not being able to put on clothes. Or switching to an alternate version of yourself. That much I know. People never stay dead here. I know that too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Z silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	So different in the sense that it's the same bloody wash all over again? Helpful, that. What d'you mean, 'gets along'? And hey, at least I'll be in good company, then. Joy of joys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah more or less. There's.. once in a while some kind of fighting. Just.. not that much. If it is, it's some guy out of War Craft. Of course. I'm tons of fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

silkcutcasanova
2009-01-30 11:53 pm UTC (link)

So we got Angels and Demons sitting around singing their bastard kumbyas, fantasy characters wandering out into the public reserve, and me with that 'here there be dragons' pit in me stomach. So much for vacation.

What's Warcraft? Dare I ask?

An' I thought I made it pretty clear, you don't want to get tangled in this, Z. Too much bad energy, still. Don't know where it's gonna go.

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	Constantine mistressofmagic 2009-01-30 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh and Jesus is president. Computer game. Roleplaying thing. This is me we're talking about. I can handle it, even if you think I can't. I'm tougher than I look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Z silkcutcasanova 2009-01-31 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Of course he is. Bet he's a practicing Satanist, too. Oh, one of those? Right on. Guessing it goes on in real life, here? I don't think I was too off the spot, before, you remind me of Zed. Must be a letter thing. I don't want to say you can handle it, if I don't know what it is, luv. No bloody clue what else could really pop up, right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine mistressofmagic 2009-01-31 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Not quite but God and Satan were married for a while. And they're chicks. Yeah, sometimes characters pop out of the games. This time one went evil. I guess a little, I didn't know her that well. Guess it must be. I'm just saying I'm here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Z silkcutcasanova 2009-01-31 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Mmhmm. Of course they are, doll. Is that right? Bloody fascinating. Yeah, I know, Zee. You've always been there, aye? Still don't know how you manage. Might make you teach that trick to a few of my new mates. Oi, what happens to them, then? The folk I was traveling with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine mistressofmagic 2009-01-31 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Just you wait. You'll see. That's one word for it. I have no fucking clue, John. I don't. I just handle it. There's nothing else you can do but deal with the things that happen to you. You do it or you die. It's hard to say. The best we gather is they don't notice you're gone.. it's like you're both places. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

silkcutcasanova
2009-01-31 12:52 am UTC (link)

I always do, 'ventually, whether I want to or not.

Ennit? I gotta tell you, f'this is one'a your tricks? It's one of the better ones. Either that or I'm bastard drunk.

You're not talking anything nearing sense, mine or otherwise, Z. Feel like Death's got a hand on me again, anyhow, what difference does it make in the end? Deal or no.

Why you always do existen- deep thoughts and gin together? I need a night. Ain't had my face at a screen this long since... long time, that. How bout I find you in the morning, doll?

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	Constantine mistressofmagic 2009-01-31 12:56 am UTC (link)
	You're probably drunk cause it's not one of my tricks. I wish I could take credit for all of this but I can't. You could ask her. She's here. Her and her brothers and sister. I guess it doesn't, but it doesn't mean you just have to give up. All right, have a rest. Try to sober up. I'll be here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Z silkcutcasanova 2009-01-31 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	F'I were you, I would. S'a pretty nice gag, whole 'Wizard of Oz' thing. Really rather not tangle with th'Endless less I gotta, right now. Done a few of 'em a bit of a disservice, lately, probably should just lay low. Yeah, alright. An' Zee? Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Constantine mistressofmagic 2009-01-31 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah but then I'd have a whole list of people wanting to kick my ass and wanting me to send them back. Even God doesn't have that power here. Don't blame you. I stay away from them for the most part. No problem. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ltldropofpoison 2009-01-30 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	(( ooc: fangirls )) My God, is there actually someone here who comes from my part of the world? I may faint. ... Not really, if my husband is reading this. Don't worry so much. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	That depends entirely on what part of the world you consider yours, and what just bleeding happened. Oh, and what's with your husband, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ltldropofpoison 2009-01-30 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm from London, surrounded by people who think tea with milk is an abomination and refer to lifts as 'elevators.' My own fault, I married a Yank, but nonetheless. I'm about two months pregnant, and he worries like a mother hen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silkcutcasanova 2009-01-30 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	S'that right? Yeah, thereabouts. Nothin' wrong with yanks a bit of gin and some loud music can't cure. Sure he's right on. One of those? Oh. Sorry for you. Hope you're well, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent)