Ah, but how do I know you're not lying? It is what we're best at, and you've no allegiance to me.
No baby's blood baths? Well, I suppose I could try milk and honey, that was as close as I could find.
I honestly don't know where that is. I've been a book since about ... I'd say 1430, give or take ten years. My memory isn't what it used to be. Since I had no new experiences, no new joys or sorrows, there was little point in remembering anything.