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Adam (Biblical/Religious) (iamtheman) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-30 14:34:00

Entry tags:

adam, adikia, god, lilo pelekai

[My Lord] I confess to being a liar, and a selfish bastard.

And to using obscenities too often in my speech.

I am sorry for disrespecting you, and vow to leave her alone from now on. Leave them alone.

Poetic justice, that, isn't it?

I need to get out from under my rock. Someone, entertain me.

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	means_family 2009-01-30 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I know how to tap dance? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	iamtheman 2009-01-30 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	Really. Interesting. Was that an offer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

means_family
2009-01-30 01:51 pm UTC (link)

If you find tap dancing entertaining, sure. I'd just have to find my tap shoes and something to dance to. I mean, I was being sarcastic, but I guess if you really do like dancing then it was fortuitous.

I am really hanging out around my brother's husband too much. When the heck have I ever said fortuitous in my life before just now?

... sorry. I'm Lilo. Who're you, Type now, or forever be known as Grumps.

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	iamtheman 2009-01-30 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, you're right. I really shouldn't be inflicting myself on people. I'm just... Adam. Not Grumps. And I'm having a bit of a crap week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-30 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, that's not what I said. You're not a disease, and I don't feel inflicted. Adam's a way better name than Grumps, and I'm sorry your week's been so bad. How about you let me buy you some desserts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamtheman 2009-01-30 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	You're the first woman I've met since I've been here, that feels that way. Thank you. It's nice to meet you, Lilo. And you sho- you know what, sure. Why not? You pick the place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-30 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	It's possible you've just got a run of bad luck. I mean, we're 52% of the planet's population, so a couple of us are bound to not like you. No pleasing everyone and all that. Nice to meet you too, Adam. And okay, what city are you in? I'll come find you. MUAHAHAHA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamtheman 2009-01-30 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	You'd be surprised how the percentages used to fall against me. Even my sons were on their side, most of the time. I'm in London, right now. And I'll make it easy on you. [Address]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-30 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhhhh. Ex-wives? Yeah, usually in divorces you're supposed to sort of dislike each other at least a little. Not that I'd know, I've never gotten anywhere near the altar. I'm in London too, and I know just the place. I'll be there soonish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamtheman 2009-01-30 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	Arranged marriages make it even worse, from what I hear. And consider yourself lucky. Marriage is a sacrament, but so are circumcision and death, and I'm not running out to repeat those, either. Alright, I'll be waiting, Lilo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-30 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Think of all the poor mangled penises! ... no, seriously, I've never understood circumcision. Really, this isn't anything that a little double fudge cake can't cure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamtheman 2009-01-30 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Ours is not to reason why. The Lord desired it, and what He wanted, He got, back then. Dissent was a new concept. I don't see... why not. I look forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-30 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh holy shit, you're Adam Adam, huh? If I'm not Christian or Jewish, will that bother you? Just trust me. I know that's usually Girl Code for I'm About To Give You Horrible News Usually Involving Breakups or Babies, but we've only just met, so you actually can! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamtheman 2009-01-30 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Adam Elohim. And so long as it doesn't bother you that I'm that Adam, I think we're good. I really don't think I could have gotten you pregnant like this. Father of a race is one thing, but I think I have to try. So we're good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2009-01-30 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Why would it? Well, that and I'm sort of trying to date this guy right now (we're in that stage where we're dating but he's not my boyfriend yet) and I like him a lot. I'm pretty sure me randomly getting pregnant - fun sweaty times or not - would be a dealbreaker. Okay, leaving now, see you soon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iamtheman 2009-01-30 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	I've been told I'm something of a bastard. Then again, the sources are biased, I think. I don't... know. Bad week, right? Well, as beautiful as you are, I think it's pretty safe to say I'm off relationships for a while. And therefore the 'fun and sweaty'. So we're safe. Alright. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	colormewrong 2009-01-30 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Entertain you? I'd be more than willing to entertain you. (Reply to this)

	Adam quirkyhumor 2009-02-01 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	The obscenities are no problem, so long as they're not intentionally taking My name in vain. But thanks for repenting the lying, the disrespect and being selfish. Good job, sugar. You'll find someone else, pumpkin. There are plenty of women in this place. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	My Lord iamtheman 2009-02-01 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	I've never been able to, before. You were pretty specific about that one. I wanted her to stay like that. I wanted her to need me again. For once. I guess she never really did. But now she won't even talk to me. She or Eve. You know I'm not supposed to be alone. Don't know how- I'm outdated, aren't I. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Adam quirkyhumor 2009-02-01 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	You don't have to be alone, Adam. There are lots of different women out there, some of them quite old fashioned. So long as you treat them with respect, they wouldn't mind you being a more masculine type. There's nothing wrong with wanting to take care of your woman, but you have to learn where the line between being gentlemanly and being macho and sexist is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God iamtheman 2009-02-01 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Then grant me the strength to see it, and I'll do the rest, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Adam quirkyhumor 2009-02-01 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	You got it, babe. (Reply to this) (Parent)