Actually I was completely unaffected by the whole thing. But I did get stuck as a rat for two years back home, so I can get you on that one. Stuart Little was not renowned for his ability with the ladies. Maybe lady rats, but I had no plans on finding that out.
That would be obnoxious.
Don't you have like, staff who pay attention to the news for you and write it up or something? Though I guess if I was you I'd probably be more concerned with what was happening to me too. I'd probably be freaking out.