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Mrs Emma Peel [The Avengers] (mrspeel) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-17 03:53:00

Entry tags:

dick grayson, domino, emma peel, gar logan, rose frost

It was recommended that I advertise my services on these boards, especially since my current occupation is rather failing to keep me amused.

I am Mrs Emma Peel, one half of the elite Ministry task-force known as the Avengers. I'm trained in almost every conceivable martial art, am an excellent fencer, as well as a superb marksman, and I can speak numerous languages to some competent degree of fluency.
I also look damned good in a leather catsuit, and can break someone's legs from twenty feet away whilst whistling innocently.

Any takers?

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	lewdgreendude 2009-01-16 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Holy shit, you're Nightwing? Dude, what happened? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gothamboy 2009-01-16 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Deep, prolonged sigh, Beast Boy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mrspeel 2009-01-16 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	...I have no idea what you're talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2009-01-16 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you know all those things you just said? You described Nightwing. Verbatim. Down to the nice ass in a catsuit, but don't tell him I said that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gothamboy 2009-01-16 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	I can read this, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2009-01-16 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Then stop eavesdropping! Rude. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mrspeel 2009-01-16 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Even down to the 'break someone's legs from twenty feet away'? Impressive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2009-01-16 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	He's the goddamn Nightwing. Professional fearless leader and hotpants enthusiast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrspeel 2009-01-16 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	He sounds like what'd happen if Steed and I were ever forced to procreate. ...Except for the hotpants part, I have no idea where those would come from. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	diamondclaws 2009-01-16 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	...Should I be concerned? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2009-01-16 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Thinking Dick Grayson has a fine ass does not mean you're gay. It means you're paying attention. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	diamondclaws 2009-01-16 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	You're ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-17 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm, nice range on the leg breaking. But not much work here, sadly. I'd suggest hitting up a government of some kind. Good, steady work, excellent paycheck, moderate chance of being betrayed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mrspeel 2009-01-17 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	It's just one of my many skills, and it's rather useful for stopping people running away. More government work... I seem rather tied to them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-17 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'll bet. Never a fan of it, myself. Freelance work is harder, and a lot fewer people who are trustworthy. What's your main goal for these skills? I was a mercenary for a little bit here, and I can tell you the shit that they pay the most for here is pretty brutal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrspeel 2009-01-17 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	I just want an interesting life - the life of danger, sophistication and mystery I had as an Avenger... perhaps I should become a private investigator, and advertise as a sort of bounty hunter on the side? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-17 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Private investigator's a good choice. Never had the right kind of brain for it, but I always thought it was neat. bodyguard has good benefits, too. For when you want something that's just fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrspeel 2009-01-17 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm lucky that my father decided to invest well in my education, really. I think Mother once assigned Steed and I as bodyguards. It was a rather easy job, without any dead bodies, if I recall correctly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-17 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	I skipped a good portion of mine. Thought I'd be better learning in the real world. I haven't done it often, but I rarely had to do anything other than be pretty and buff looking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrspeel 2009-01-17 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I was the heir to Knight Industries. Father would've been rather devastated, not to mention lost, if I'd skipped my education. Well, I might not look 'buff', but I'm certainly pretty enough - or so Steed often told me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-17 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty is good too. People tend to overlook you, so you can get a decent shot in without doing too much harm to the aggressor or yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrspeel 2009-01-17 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	True. And anyone who captures you tends to leave you alone for quite some time, giving you multiple chances to escape. ...Unless they tie you to the train tracks, because that's cheating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-17 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Have you actually been tied to train tracks? Did he twirl his mustache and laugh, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrspeel 2009-01-18 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I have, actually. And I wouldn't recommend it. As I recall, he didn't, despite his horrendously clichéd plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-18 08:56 am UTC (link)
	You should fire him from being a villain, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrspeel 2009-01-18 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	The Ministry saw to that, I believe. They really were quite useful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_luckbeala72 2009-01-18 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Like I said, government work is good if it's your thing. It just wasn't mine. (Reply to this) (Parent)