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Tweak says, "I STILL have to go potty!"

Ruby (imnotlikethem) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-12-29 00:26:00

Entry tags:

dean winchester, ruby

So...someone want to tell me what the hell just happened?

And why I'm in a new body? Not that I'm complaining, but I was getting used to the other.

Don't worry, Sammy, I'm pretty sure this one's socially conscious too.

Sam? Dean?

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	doubleup 2008-12-28 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ. Look, I don't know who you are, but if one of us boned you, now's a really bad time. ... okay, it was probably me, but seriously. Really bad time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	imnotlikethem 2008-12-28 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well, hello short bus. Did you miss the part about the new body? It's Ruby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-12-28 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Since you seem to think we're close enough to use pet names, I'll try to be nice. 1) I don't know you. 2) Even if you do know Sam? His wife just died, so he's sort of not here. 3) Don't fuckin' call me short bus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlikethem 2008-12-29 12:31 am UTC (link)
	1) How the hell don't you know me? 2) When did Sam get married? 3) You've called me worse, so I really don't plan on following that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-12-29 12:42 am UTC (link)
	1) Don't know, probably on account of us never meeting? Don't get me wrong, I'm just so torn up about it I might cry. 2) Well. They weren't really married, but I always figured they would. So I call - called her his wife. 3) Whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlikethem 2008-12-29 12:45 am UTC (link)
	1) Clearly because you don't remember it, it never happened. 2) Shit. Is Sam okay? And don't give me any crap about 'of course he's not okay'. I'm asking if he's dealing with it. That little antichrist has a whole hell of a lot of power in him, and I really don't want to see him self-destruct again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-12-29 12:47 am UTC (link)
	1) I usually remember hot blondes. I'm just sayin'. 2) ... Okay, his girlfriend just died, could you not call him that? Jesus. Tact, motherfucker, do you speak it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

imnotlikethem
2008-12-29 12:53 am UTC (link)

1) Like I said before, different body. Fuck...what is this place anyway? I'm starting to think I'm back in hell, and you're my torment.
2) Yeah. You've said. And believe me, I feel for Sam. But it doesn't change the fact that I've seen how he gets when someone he cares about dies, and if he's going through the same amnesia trip as you, I'm not going to be able to help him this time! I know you never got why Sam trusts...or trusted me, whatever it is, but I'm on his side.

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	doubleup 2008-12-29 01:03 am UTC (link)
	1) Lady, I don't know if your body's the problem. Especially if you're pitspawn. 2) And I don't get who you are, but don't worry. I got this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

imnotlikethem
2008-12-29 01:07 am UTC (link)

1) It's Ruby. You can read right? Do we seriously have to go over this again? I'M NOT LIKE THEM! Believe me, it would be SO much easier if it was. Maybe then I wouldn't care enough to risk my admittedly fine ass to look out for you and Sam. I still remember what it's like to be human, Dean. That's right. Human.
2) Well, you weren't the one who picked up the pieces last time.

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	doubleup 2008-12-29 01:12 am UTC (link)
	1) I'VE. NEVER. MET. YOU. BEFORE. NOW. You can say lots of things without 'em being true. Watch! I really enjoy long walks on the beach, and goddamn, Casablanca always makes me cry. 2) I don't know about last time. Are you from an alternate dimension, forward in time, or just a general loony? Please say that last one, at least that's got comedy potential. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

imnotlikethem
2008-12-29 01:20 am UTC (link)

1) I got that. It doesn't make it any less annoying to have to go over this stuff all over again. Oh please. You probably cry like a bitch.
2) You wouldn't know about last time, because you were dead! That's right. Clearly I'm from forward in time because you were dead and in Hell and I was the one who had to keep Sam from getting himself killed! And you knew me after you made the idiotic deal that got you killed, so I'd say I'm from pretty damn far forward.

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	doubleup 2008-12-29 01:22 am UTC (link)
	1) I'm sure, but still, it's not my fault, christ. And nah, I usually get bored and change it to porn in the middle. 2) ... yeaaaah, that's never happened. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlikethem 2008-12-29 01:25 am UTC (link)
	1) Well, you're not exactly making it easier. I have absolutely no trouble believing that. 2) Not to you. Want me to fill you in? I'm warning you, Dean. It's not pretty. And maybe in the meantime, you can get around to telling me what the fuck's going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-12-29 01:28 am UTC (link)
	1) Okay, fine. I'll be nice if you stop calling Sammy the freakin' antichrist. We already have one of those here. 2) If it didn't happen to me, I don't need to know. And you were taken by a vortex to an alternate dimension. Seriously. This [website] explains it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlikethem 2008-12-29 01:32 am UTC (link)
	1) Yes sir. I'm saluting now, in case you're wondering. And seriously...an actual antichrist? 2) Damn it! Who let you near the glitter, Dean? Practically fucking blinded me. Oh this is just too weird to be a lie. Hey...you sure Sam's gonna be all right? Don't worry, if he doesn't remember me, I'm not going to bother him. I'm just worried about him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-12-29 01:33 am UTC (link)
	1) Satan's here too. And God, and a whole bunch of demons. Hey, what do you call a group of demons? Like, geese flock in gaggles, what do you guys do? 2) Because I figured out how to make websites, lady. That's a hobby I'd pick up ever. Not now. Not for a while, but yeah. Eventually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlikethem 2008-12-29 01:45 am UTC (link)
	1) Fuck. The last thing I need is a bunch of demons around. I'm not exactly in Hell's good books, or whatever's equivalent since nothing's good down there.' 2) Still could have warned me. Good...just don't let him self-destruct. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-12-29 02:05 am UTC (link)
	1) Whups. Maybe they don't know you. 2) Nah, it was more fun this way. I won't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlikethem 2008-12-29 02:06 am UTC (link)
	1) We can only hope. 2) That's debatable. Good. Thank you, Dean. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Dean wnchestrgeekboy 2008-12-29 08:49 am UTC (link)
	Who's the crazy girl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam doubleup 2008-12-29 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Remember Ruby the Friendly Demon? Got ported here a while back, then disappeared? Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dean wnchestrgeekboy 2008-12-29 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck. Just make her go away. (Reply to this) (Parent)