1) I'VE. NEVER. MET. YOU. BEFORE. NOW. You can say lots of things without 'em being true. Watch! I really enjoy long walks on the beach, and goddamn, Casablanca always makes me cry. 2) I don't know about last time. Are you from an alternate dimension, forward in time, or just a general loony? Please say that last one, at least that's got comedy potential.