Edward
I already have fingernails... maybe you don't have enough scratchmarks on you to remember this? We can fix that. I was thinking hardware... nice long one.. say, nine inches?
We can play... I'd pick a better game, though. I'd win with the priest so fast it wouldn't prove amusing. Besides, just because I'm fond of you doesn't mean you get to break my toys either.
I do hate the idea of you being bored, though your commanding tone amuses. What would you like to play, darling? Anything you want... within reason.