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Kakia, Goddess of Vice and Immorality. (whats_your_vice) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-12-09 19:25:00

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edward albright, kakia

If someone breaks my toys before I do, I'm going to be very upset.

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	dearthair 2008-12-09 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Who is threatening to break your toys? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Stupid Judeo-Christian people all "No, no. Love is good, don't be ashamed, why be chaste!" I knew it. As soon as I saw Jesus. He messed everything up last time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Nah. Your priest is the real deal. Well. Until you get hold of him. I don't think he's going to be bent by the pressure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	You're just saying that to make me feel better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. But I have been keeping an eye on the good Father. Church looks nice. He's rather popular with his congregation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Really? You hardly seem the sort to be scoping out churches. I was quite sure you only swung one way... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Idle curiosity. He looks like me. Only not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	And you both look like my brother, only not. I'm amused you're keeping tabs. I shall pretend you're looking out for my interests. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Call it what you want. I'm sure as hell not interested in seeking out the services of a priest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Edward

whats_your_vice
2008-12-09 06:51 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I don't suggest confession. Last time I went it took three hours, and I didn't even get into specifics. Granted, I've a bit more time for sin behind me, but with the right work, I bet we can get you to the point a priest would cry, hearing your list of sins. Not that absolution would help you, doll.

You're still my favorite.

Ooooh. I should get some nails.

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	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Nails? Is that hardware or...fingernails, or code for something else entirely? With you I can never be sure. I'm glad, even honored. We need to play. I'm starting to feel bored, Kakia, and we can't have that. We could have a pissing match, see who can make the priest cry quicker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Edward

whats_your_vice
2008-12-09 06:59 pm UTC (link)

I already have fingernails... maybe you don't have enough scratchmarks on you to remember this? We can fix that. I was thinking hardware... nice long one.. say, nine inches?

We can play... I'd pick a better game, though. I'd win with the priest so fast it wouldn't prove amusing. Besides, just because I'm fond of you doesn't mean you get to break my toys either.

I do hate the idea of you being bored, though your commanding tone amuses. What would you like to play, darling? Anything you want... within reason.

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	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not interested in breaking your toys, unless you want me to join you in the quest. That could be fun, as long as he's not a whining sniveling school girl like someone else with my irresistible face. I...shouldn't. I know better. But I find myself curious just what you would do with a 9 inch nail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Edward, Edward.... You do know better. I love your curiosity. I was thinking a more literal way of nailing you. As for my project... let's way til it's not so delicate. Once I have a better idea of how he'll fold, and we'll see if you can't have fun too. So far, he's not at all whiny... Thank gaia for small favours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Be careful, Kakia. Put holes in my palms, the masses might get confused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Since when did I care about the masses? They abandoned me ages ago. I owe them nothing. Nothing! They are but toys. Besides, I could always fix you after. But no... Forget that idea. You decide what you'd like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm intrigue by the possibilities involving nails. Breath play, sensory deprivation. You know I'm willing to try anything, at least once. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Nono, Nails are off the table. Was simply a thought. But hanging could be amusing. As could the rest. And I've been thinking of making you into a human swing... My imagination knows few bounds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	A human swing. Hrm. Tell me about this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you know what a swing looks like? Well, with a few well placed hooks in certain places... thigh, back, pecs... I see no reason the actual swing is needed at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Color me intrigued. I am taken to wonder if you're willing to reciprocate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	You want to suspend me? Seriously? Whenever you can get here, I'll be ready. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Why should I get to have all the fun? Of course, I get to have fun either way and so do you. But. I've never been one to back down from an experience, and I like to experience things all ways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh honey... Hang me, whip me, chain me... You can experience anything you want. Just don't tease with promises of hanging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Goddess, I am not the sort of man to tease. Well. Not without intent to follow through, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Edward whats_your_vice 2008-12-09 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm... I do like when you call me that. I'll be waiting with bated breath. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kakia dearthair 2008-12-09 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	On my way, Goddess. (Reply to this) (Parent)