I was just talking about the M-Theory the other day! In fact, that's how I asked God to come to my wedding next month. If you look back a week or so, you'll see what I did there.
Great to know someone else knows anything whatsoever about quantum theories. Which means someone's sat through the same boring crap I did. Hi. I'm Cassidy Turner, I'm less a scientist and more a person who was made to go to college. And you're in a separate reality where God exists, but didn't create the world in which we live. I was born here about half a year ago, and grew up and then got sent back in time in the same kind of Vortex by which you were brought here.
Mind you, you probably have read the sparkly horror which is the website, so you don't have to have me tell you that there's no definitive way back. Just be glad you exist here and now.