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Tweak says, "SOOOOOOOOOOUL PUNCH!!"

Kirk Lazarus (ex_iknowwhoi279) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-09-21 03:57:00

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kirk lazarus, lela barnes

You broke it! It just...lays there.

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	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 03:05 am UTC (link)
	.... What?? I did no such thing! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you did. You wore it out. It won't get hard now. I've been trying to wank for the last twenty minutes. And nothing. Zip. Nada. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Well it's not like I can walk properly, thank you. I'm sorry you can't get it hard. Do you want viagra? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it a shame other blokes don't make you walk that way? Just proves my point that I am the best you've ever had. And I don't need bloody Viagra. Perhaps the the poor boy's tired. Needs a rest. Or prefers your hand to mine. He certainly likes your mouth more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I don't know I haven't tried any of the other blokes around here. Why do you care? A rest is good, I don't know why you need to wank anyway. I'm sure he does though I'm all for watching you try to blow yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. None of them will come close to how good I am. How many would you let eat you out in public on a table in a bar? Why else does a man wank? Because he's horny. And I'm not that flexible or I might have tried. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I was spectacularly drunk. If you were horny, it'd be up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 03:32 am UTC (link)
	You were drunk but you still loved it and let me do it. Makes me appreciate when you talk so filthy. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. In other words, I'm horny but it's worn out. Maybe you should come give him an encouraging kiss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Yes I let you fuck me in public. So what? Say 'please Lela, I really want you to come blow me because you're the best I've ever had'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 03:39 am UTC (link)
	So what? Since when do you even let me fuck you let alone in public? Please Lela, I really want you to come blow me because you're the best I've ever had. There, I said it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I never do. Fine. You're the best. All right though I know you don't mean it. I'll be down in a second. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Oh look. I think I see some stirring down there. He's happy to hear his favorite person is coming to play with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Favorite hm? I'd better be for what I'm about to do to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 03:47 am UTC (link)
	You are our best friend. My dick and I love you dearly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Now you're laying it on thick, don't say things you don't mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Course we do. Why do you think we don't? Okay, I need to stop talking like my dick and I are two separate entities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Why do I think you don't love me? Let me count the ways. You mean they're not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lela ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-09-21 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	Come on, Lela, I do plenty for you. No, we operate as a team, me and him, we're like best buds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kirk bailshimout 2008-09-21 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't mean you love me, Kirk. So he does all the thinking then? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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