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Tweak says, "it's 4am on the west coast"

Lela Barnes (OC) (bailshimout) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-31 21:00:00

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Well I was pretty sure I didn't smoke crack before waking up this morning. I'm not so sure now.

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	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	This is, from what I've been told, an alternate universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	This isn't the time to take the piss, Kirk. That's the best you can come up with? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously, this isn't Sydney anymore. We're in an alternate universe with superheroes and telly characters run around. They're all real. And get this. I banged Iron Man and his wife. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	You've finally completely gone around the bend. Not only are you making shit up but you're bragging about having sex with imaginary people. Where are you? I think I need to have you committed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Look! I'm not on drugs ~~at the moment~~ and I'm not drunk or crazy. Seriously. He's here, that...lass from the doctor show. The one who has a number for her name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	What do you expect me to believe, Kirk? This whole thing is ridiculous. A comic book character married to Thirteen from House and you shagged them both? That's insane. You're insane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-08-31 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Ahem. I think you'll have a hard time convincing me that my wife's breasts are imaginary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Are you trying to tell me you... who looks exactly like Kirk, whoever you are, is Tony Stark? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-08-31 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	That's what the driver's license says. I don't look exactly like Kirk. I'm way hotter, and very American. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	You're not that good looking, sorry. Is everyone that looks like Kirk a gigantic whore? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

boots_of_lead
2008-08-31 10:00 pm UTC (link)

I'm a reformed one, if that makes a difference. I think Kirk's the only whore of the ones who look like him here.

There's that furry guy who's got twins and the somewhat crazy redheaded version. Don't think he's a whore.

No, looks like the odds are in favor of Kirk being the only one spreading himself thin.

And I think I'm just a bit offended I'm not as hot as the bottled blond.

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	bailshimout 2008-08-31 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Not really. There's more of you that have his face? Fantastic. It's hard to surpass a man that has more children then most mormons do. I've known him since he was in diapers, you're not hot. Sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-08-31 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhh, I get it. You're in love with him or something. That's why I'm not hot. A man that looks exactly like me. I don't know if that's sad or mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	..... What? That's the most.. I'm his agent. I am most certainly not in love with him. He's like my brother. Maybe you find your siblings attractive, but I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boots_of_lead 2008-08-31 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. Right. I can tell when someone's full of crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure you can tell that each time you look in the mirror, sir. Now kindly butt out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's a bad thing to insult Iron Man. He might nuke your apartment or have that computer AI thing hack your bank account and lock it up. Stop being such a bitch, Lela. Really, that's completely uncalled for. Be a good girl and tell me where you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bailshimout
2008-08-31 11:02 pm UTC (link)

Oh please, you're probably in on it, trying to get me to look like an idiot.

My bank account is your bank account. If I cant get to mine, you can't get to yours. If there even is one in this stupid place.

It is when you keep acting like an idiot. Why do you care where I am? I am where I was before that thing picked me up in which you STILL did something to me, I know.

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	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should just chill the hell out already. Jesus Christ, still in Los Angeles? I didn't do anything to you! If I did, you'd know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	How the hell do you expect me to chill out when all you've said is 'alternate universe and here's a list of people i'm fucking'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	When is that any different from any other day of the week? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Because when the crazy shit happens, it happens to you and leaves me the hell out of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	While you've been sitting there bitching about all of this, I've been booking your flight online. Get your bags and get here already. I need my bloody agent in case someone calls or sends me a script. I'm falling apart here without you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	I don't even know where here is! You haven't explained anything to me, Kirk. For the love of Christ. I'm sure you can read a script all by yourself just once since you don't read them any other time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	You're in bloody America! The United States of America, Los Angeles fucking California, woman! Crikey, Lela, this is an alternate universe where everything fictional is real now. I'm sending the confirmation email to your Blackberry now stop arguing with me and get on the fucking plane already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	God you are such an insufferable twat. Fine fine, I'm going to the plane. I'll be there in a couple of hours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_iknowwhoi279 2008-08-31 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Thank God, finally! I'll be waiting at the airport when you get there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bailshimout 2008-08-31 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah right, you coming to pick me up? Ha. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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