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Tweak says, "Calgon, take me away!"

Lorelai Gilmore (musthavecoffee) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-26 20:20:00

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alan shore, lorelai gilmore, rory gilmore

The vortex decided to play stork tonight and you have a little sister. Her name's Annabella, and it would be really nice if you had a chance to come visit. You know how you do that thing where you make me less crazy? This would be a good time for that.

Alan? In the interest of honestly and disclosure and everything, I suddenly have an eight year old daughter.

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	unethicallawyer 2008-08-26 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Um. What? (Reply to this) (Thread)

musthavecoffee
2008-08-26 10:41 pm UTC (link)

I have an eight year old daughter. Her name is Annabella. She appeared in my living room and now there are school portraits on my walls and drawings on the fridge.

[Alan]
I think her parents were killed.

I know this is unexpected and it's probably not something you were wanting, but.. Please just try to seem calm. She's been through a lot and she's really scared.

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	unethicallawyer 2008-08-27 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Annabella is a very nice name. [Lorelai] I'll do my best to help and to stay calm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-08-27 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	We can talk about this in private.. I.. I want you to be honest with me. I don't want to watch you pretend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai unethicallawyer 2008-08-27 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm in my room now, if you want to talk here. I will be honest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alan musthavecoffee 2008-08-27 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Once Rory gets here, I'll come up there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorelai unethicallawyer 2008-08-27 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'll see you then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	missgilmore 2008-08-27 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, hold on a minute. The vortex just decided to be crazy vortex-like and add another Gilmore? I know I always wanted a little sister but I wanted that to happen naturally. Uh, I'll be there soon. Don't panic! We both know what happens when you go crazy. Nothing is safe. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Rory musthavecoffee 2008-08-27 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Well.. Um. Happy Early Birthday, you have a little sister! Okay. Good. See you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mom missgilmore 2008-08-27 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, aren't we just hilarious? Just what I always wanted! A tiny miniature version of me. Which, by the way, she will be like once I get through to her. My evil schemes will soon start after she is converted to Roryism. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rory musthavecoffee 2008-08-27 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	She's already into books. I think it's too early for coffee, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mom missgilmore 2008-08-27 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Too early for coffee? The shock and horror! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rory musthavecoffee 2008-08-27 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	For her, not for me. She's only eight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mom missgilmore 2008-08-27 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	We wouldn't want her to be addicted like us anyway. Or, we do, just not now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rory musthavecoffee 2008-08-27 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, not until she clears the four foot mark. We want her to be 'at least this tall' to ride the rides if we go to amusement parks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mom missgilmore 2008-08-27 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	So, what should we decide? Yale or Harvard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rory musthavecoffee 2008-08-27 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, we wouldn't want to decide until she's made a few hundred lists. I'm afraid of how Alan's going to take this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mom missgilmore 2008-08-27 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'd like to say that he would take it well seeing how he loves you, but I don't know. This seems big. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rory musthavecoffee 2008-08-27 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	I hope so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mom missgilmore 2008-08-27 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	He'll come around. (Reply to this) (Parent)