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[30 Aug 2009|04:13am]
Percocet should never be crushed, broken, or chewed unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightning. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightning, and I am not.
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[30 Aug 2009|06:45pm]
Chloe: Today is the first day I didn't want to kill myself.
Veronica: That is so weird because today was the first day that I didn't want to kill you!
Sonia: Today is the last day I walk through New York with my panties in my purse.
Veronica: Boy, if I had a nickel...
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