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[11 Sep 2012|07:55pm]

"The hat, the tea, your psychotic behavior. You think you're the Mad Hatter."

"My names Jefferson"
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i fucking love this stupid ass show. [15 Mar 2012|09:00pm]

If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three way lesian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore... would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore?
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[29 Feb 2012|12:39am]

Tom: So where were you when the nice doctor man came?
Hal: I was having a shit.
Tom: Nice.
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[03 Jan 2012|09:52am]

Brethrens, we are gathered here in the bosom of Jesus to say goodbye to this... to this mouse, killed before its time. We have given it cheese and bread for its journey to heaven, or at least if it goes to hell, it'll have cheese on toast. Next up is the Pope... Dust to dust, for richer or for poorer, in sickness or in health, may the force be with you, because you're worth it, amen and out. Thank you Pope.
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i miss this show so much. [17 Dec 2011|01:19am]

" well. "
" what. "
" you notice anything? "
" anything .. "
" anything weird, anything different? "
" about luke? "
" of course about luke. did you notice anything different? "
" like what? "
" like a vibe. an attitude. did he look at me differently? "
" differently then what? "
" differently then he did. "
" differently then he did when? "
" before. "
" before what? "
" before before! "
" before before what? "
" rory! "
" how on earth can you be frustrated with ME right now?! . . . what's your damage heather? "
" . . . . i think i'm dating luke. "
" what? "
" i'm not sure. it's just a possibility. i could be wrong. "
" but . . how . . when? "
" well, i went with him to his sister's wedding and it was really nice. we had a really good time, we laughed a lot, we ate, and then we danced. "
" danced --- how. "
" we poplocked. "
" was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance? "
" it was a slow dance - what is group dance? "
" the hustle, the hora. "
" no hustle, no hora. it was a slow dance. a waltz. luke can waltz. "
" luke can waltz? "
" luke can waltz! "
" look how you just said luke can waltz! "
" what? i'm just saying i'm surprised that luke can waltz. "
" that sounded more like i'm surprised i still have my clothes on. "
" oh, stop! "
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[14 Dec 2011|12:17am]

Everything that has a beginning has an ending. Just as every ending creates space for something new to begin.
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[30 Oct 2011|10:00pm]

GARCIA: The funny thing about that is-

ROSSI: Niko Bellic is the name of a main character on Grand Theft Auto 4.

- dead silence-

ROSSI: What? I know things.
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Their banter slays me. [29 Aug 2011|04:19am]

Montgomery: [profiling the triple killer] The feds say he's a white male, twenty-five to forty-five years old.
Castle: [under his breath, to Beckett] Could be me.
Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother.
Castle: [sotto] Still me.
Montgomery: He has a menial, unimportant job.
Beckett: [sotto, to Castle] Definitely you.
Castle: Just for that, I base my next book on Esposito.
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[27 Aug 2011|06:42pm]

[ mood | amused ]

"That's life... one minute you're on top of the world, the next minute some secretary is running you over with a lawnmower."

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[10 Aug 2011|11:30pm]

"I gotta go."
"You wanna smoke out first?"
"I can't. Shit's blowin' up."
"How come you always have shit blowin' up? Where's my shit? I used to have shit! Used to blow up all the time! Now nothing. Shit just sits there."
"That's some tough shit."
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[26 Jul 2011|04:02pm]

Your halfway house has probably already told you all the things you need to do, get money, stable job, ect. Those are true, but here is some additional advice: do not concoct some grand plan to change yourself it never works, don't reinvent the wheel, from what I see from your son the wheel was spinning just fine once. Go back to that model, that Nancy Botwin. You got caught up with the wrong people. Move on from that crowd, return to the ones that helped you succeed on both a personal and maternal level, your friends, your family. Now you're probably never gonna grace the cover of Parenting magazine... I'm not looking for that. Keep it simple. Be the Nancy who raised Silas. You do that we'll see what's possible.
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[18 Jul 2011|09:14am]

"Come on, Professor! I'm packing a bazooka behind each eyeball! What do you want from me?"
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[04 Jul 2011|10:04am]

- Remember: mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.
- I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun.
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Lmfao. This show. I can't even. [03 Jul 2011|02:07am]

"Hey! I took you in the ass! Your dildo, the one they had molded from your dick. Uh, I was with a girl, Israeli. She strapped it on. To be truthful? For me, too big. The dildo, not the girl. Gave me a little oose-lay oopie-pay. If you know what I'm saying."
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[24 Jun 2011|02:33am]

A: Does this remind you of anything?
M: What?
A: I'm trying to get some information out of you, and you're being very unhelpful.
A: Let's imagine I'm called Mr. Pink.
J: Actually, I think you'll find it was Mr. Blonde.
A: Really? So which one was the cop?
J: Um...
M: Okay! I get the picture!
A: There's no need to be rude. [To J.] Do you know what my favorite part of that movie is?
M: I'm guessing it's when he cuts his ear off.
A: [Hand to his ear] Hm?
M: When he cuts his ear off?
A: No, not that bit.
J: I find it kind of unnecessary.
A: I was thinking about the part where he says he doesn't care what information the guy has, he's going to torture him anyway. That's got to mess with your mind.
M: [Crying] I don't know where they are!
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[21 May 2011|01:13pm]

"I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it."
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I missed this show. [08 May 2011|01:03pm]

"One of the many differences between you and I, Dr. Cooper, is that you keep score on things that never should be scored."
"You're going to need those coping skills when you're my subordinate."
"Surely any woman that's ever been under you has needed coping skills."
"Sticks and stones.
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[07 May 2011|02:31pm]

"The only straight I am is straight up bitch."
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i miss you already, show. i would like season five right now, plz. [17 Apr 2011|12:11pm]

"Anyway, the biopsy wasn’t on your cock."
"Yeah, I know. But I consider that whole area, that general area, my cock. Like, from my knees to my nipples: cock."
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[12 Apr 2011|11:42pm]

The only debate Marshall and I have about Tommy Boy is whether it's awesome or super-awesome. That's love, bitch!
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