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[24 Feb 2009|11:49pm] |
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Dustin Jr.: Why didn't you hit the target?
Kenny: BECAUSE, Dustin Jr., at the last moment I decided NOT to hit the target, I decided to go for that BIRDbath your dad put in there! Just ... I'm trying SO hard not to be an asshole to you guys, ok? PLEASE work with me, here. Alright, I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you guys, I'm just kinda disappointed in my own arm and how it's tryin to buttfuck me back here.
Dustin Jr.: I hated that birdbath.
Kenny: I broke that birdbath for YOU, cuz I knew you hated it, cuz we're the same. I hate that fuckin' thing too. A stork, wrapped around a tree branch. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before. Y'know, that's how the Plague started, back in the day. Was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard that rats...made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.
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