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[30 Mar 2011|09:28am] |
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Cory and Topanga sitting in a tree... A-B-C-D-E-F-G.
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| I need to rewatch this show from beginning to current episodes again. |
[30 Mar 2011|07:39am] |
"Does she have the Intersect, too?"
"No, Dad. That's all her. Hi, honey."
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| I missed this show |
[29 Mar 2011|09:37am] |
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"Boyfriend" is just another one of those gross words, like "vagina" or "love".
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| love him. |
[15 Mar 2011|02:38pm] |
"You know, I must warn you, Bill. I have a gun. And I will use it. I will shoot you right between the eyes, and if that doesn't work I will kick you in the cunt."
"That's a water gun, Hank."
"Filled with hot sauce, mother fucker. BONZAI!"
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[07 Mar 2011|12:42pm] |
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This is about you. This is about what you didn't do. It's about what I did. And you know what? I did a fucking great job. Debbie is class president. She's on the debate team, going to nationals. Lip. He's top of his class. He set the curve. Ian was promoted in ROTC and he tested out of English. And Carl made something blow up for his science fair. And you know what? They did it all, no thanks to you, because you weren’t here!
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| aw gilmore girls :) |
[07 Mar 2011|02:38am] |
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shut up, loin fruit!
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| ugh i have missed this show |
[05 Mar 2011|06:00pm] |
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CHANDLER WATCHES SHARK PORN!
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[03 Mar 2011|01:11am] |
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I was gonna be a magician, you dick.
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| this show. <3 |
[28 Feb 2011|10:30pm] |
"Ellie was right. When I put it on, it felt like magic. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD OFF."
"I'm so glad you found a dress, that's awesome. And I bet you looked gorgeous in it. DON'T BE A HERO, MY FRIEND. I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE."
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| aw i love people's reactions to getting voted out |
[23 Feb 2011|08:54pm] |
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damn, guys.
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| ahahahaha. fucking love this show. |
[22 Feb 2011|01:22pm] |
karen: "Ben is an artist, Hank!"
hank: "Oh, fuck, aren't we all?!"
ben: "Actually, I am an artist, by profession. It says so on my tax return."
hank: "Well, sometimes, in the bathroom, I will draw on the wall with my own poo. Doesn't make me a fucking artist, does it? Poo-caso?"
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[20 Feb 2011|10:34pm] |
- Fuck you.
- I love you too.
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[18 Feb 2011|01:34am] |
Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly.
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[12 Feb 2011|01:06am] |
CHARLIE: Don't even start with me. Don't.
OLIVIA: Ohhh, bug girl's got a crush on Charlie.
CHARLIE: Bug girl has a crush on the fact that I've got spiders in my blood, kiddo.
OLIVIA: Come on, everybody's looking for someone who's going to like them for who they are inside, right?
CHARLIE: Are you kidding me right now?
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[10 Feb 2011|02:01am] |
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CHANDLER'S A GIRL!
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| I love this entire cast. |
[09 Feb 2011|04:35am] |
“I need a favor.”
“Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?”
”I should think long and hard before I tried to pull anything over on you.”
“And?”
”And if I ever did try, you’d break one or both of my arms.”
“You know I hate to repeat myself.”
”I’m willing to risk it.”
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| ugh, forever otp. |
[06 Feb 2011|12:11am] |
"Did you see John's mother? She wouldn't stop looking at me."
"His mother?"
"Yeah, like she was blaming me for what happened to him. Like it was my fault he was dead."
"As far as John's mother knows, her son died a hero serving his country."
"A hero? He used me, Charlie. He told me he loved me."
"I wasn't gonna tell you this... but he said he loved me too."
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| you got to love romantic barney |
[05 Feb 2011|06:25pm] |
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barney : Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Barney, what are you doing here? - I can't believe it's really you - Come in, have a seat - You want some tea? - I know the apartment's small but I don't need much space - Let me show you some of my paintings - I think it's some of my best work ever. JUST STOP IT! Lily, you have to come home. You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find. I know you love him and if you knew what he was going through right now you wouldn't be here for one more second. I bought you a ticket home. Marshall is one of the best people I know and it won't be long until someone else realizes that and you will lose him forever. I can't stand the thought of that happening and I cannot keep stealing chicks from him forever. Never ever tell anyone I was here, I will deny it tooth and nail; this trip never happened. Hey, if you had three hours to kill before your flight, what would you do - Alcatraz or Fisherman's Wharf?
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[03 Feb 2011|02:56am] |
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But I am a mother. And I, I know what your mother did to you when you were little. What she was... What-- What she made you watch, what she let men do to you and it makes me so... ...it's just... not fair. And -- and no one, no one can make that better. I wish I could. I do. But if I could somehow go back there and make what was happening to you stop, I could just pick you up, and tell you that all would be okay. That's what moms are supposed to do...They are not supposed to be the cause of your pain; they are supposed to make it go away. They are supposed to hold you and tell you that everything is going to be alright. They are supposed to tell you that thunder is angel's bowling, and that it is okay to be afraid of the dark and that it is not silly to think that there are be monsters in your closet and that it is ok that if you want to climb into bed with them just this once, because it is scary in the room all alone.They are supposed to say that it is okay to be afraid, and not be the thing that you are afraid of. But most importantly, they are supposed to love you no matter what..
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| I think it's time to watch this show from beginning to end again. |
[30 Jan 2011|03:15am] |
"Infinite possibilities, and all he can do is whine."
"Well, what am I supposed to do?"
"What do you think? You can do anything, you lucky bastard. You're alive! What's a little pain compared to that?"
"It can't be so simple."
"What if it is?"
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