Well, this is a...fascinating little place, isn't it?
Lovely trees! I like the trees. Could've done with a few bananas, though. Perhaps even an apple tree or two. 'Course the welcoming party seemed a bit too pale. Might do 'em a world of good to keep busy in the sunlight. Maybe, oh, I dunno- planting those aforementioned trees?
I feel as though perhaps there should be some sort of white rabbit here. Maybe then things might make more sense...though I would still wonder how life came to mimic fiction. Besides, I'm the one with the pocket watch. And my name is most certainly not Alice. And unfortunately I don't have any silver shoes with which to get home. But I am mixing my metaphors at this point.