Bellatrix Lestrange's Secret Bleeding Heart Is the cruel fugitive Death Eater trying to change her ways -- or just her image?
By Rita Skeeter, Daily Prophet Correspondent
LONDON - Yesterday, a muggle hospice found themselves in the presence of a famous figure of sorts -- even if they didn't quite know it. Yes, readers, The Daily Prophet has learned that infamous Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange, fresh on the heels of breaking out Great Britain's most wanted Death Eaters, made an anonymous donation to St Agatha's, one of the more decrepit elderly care homes in England, to the tune of thousands of galleons.
"Bellatrix Lestrange, was that her name then? Peculiar, but beautiful, just like her gentle, willowy spirit and wondrous smile!" said Robert Flynn, director of operations for St Agatha's, appearing a bit dreamy-eyed over the Death Eater responsible for the torture and murder of several witches and wizards. "Miss Lestrange's generous gift was only matched by the time and spirit with which she spent with our patients. Why, when good ol' Errol had a bit of an accident -- as these types often do, you know -- she even volunteered to clean it up! If only we had more caring souls like Bella here, our world would be a better place."
Indeed, as these muggle photos depict, Bellatrix spent the afternoon conversing and canoodling with muggle senior men (perhaps it's been a little too long since the death of her hubby) and participating in various card games with the female set.
Readers, is this just another ploy or is Bellatrix turning over a new leaf? What do her fellow Death Eater compatriots think of their leader's secret passion, and will they follow suit? Death Eaters rescuing kittens from trees? Saving goldfish from burning buildings?
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