Hestia Jones (polarnettles) wrote in triumphic, @ 2014-05-02 17:49:00 |
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Entry tags: | !journal, 1991 : 05, skeeter rita |
My darling readers,
Tune into the National News Service on 4 May to hear Yours Truly participate in a riveting panel discussion with Ministry officials and other celebrity experts on recent events. You'll hear the Ministry's response to my hard-hitting questions and learn the truth once and for all.
After the panel, stay on for my exclusive interview with Cherrywick Vanderpucker -- the HOTTEST new designer on the scene. He'll tell you what's in for summer and why it's okay to splurge just a little for a good quality wand cosy. His latest collection can currently be seen at Madame Malkin's.
Hugs & Kisses,
Rita
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Ugh. Whatever about Potter. Obviously some prat who thinks he's starring in Les Misérables.
The greater injustice is here that I got scooped by a dippy biscuit who doesn't know what a lede is. I can't BELIEVE this!