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Illya Kuryakin (redperilous) wrote in toboldlyrpg,
@ 2017-11-25 20:28:00

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^ log, illya kuryakin | man from uncle, napoleon solo | man from uncle

WHO: Illya Kuryakin and Napoleon Solo
WHEN: 226411.25, evening
WHERE: Bungalow on Risa
SUMMARY: Illya and Napoleon are sharing a bed. Draw your own conclusion.
WARNINGS: TBD

Night two of sharing a bed with Solo was upon him and Illya was about ready to go sleep on the couch. The night previous had been so stiff and awkward, mostly because neither of them wanted to get within two feet of each other, which made their sleeping space considerably smaller. Still, it was for the best. He didn’t want Rogue to worry in the night that her powers might be hurting someone. She really needed her own bed, which meant Illya would deal with the American.

Napoleon was already in bed browsing something on the PADD while Illya got ready. After showering, he stood in just his boxer shorts while he brushed his teeth. He glowered for a moment before slowly putting on a white wifebeater. He usually got warm in the night and would have preferred to sleep with his shirt off, but the two of them had agreed to wear at least boxers and a shirt in bed.

The other man appeared engrossed in whatever he was reading, and Illya found himself staring at him for a moment as he stood beside the bed. Napoleon really was a handsome man, with a strong jaw and cheekbones. His eyes shifted down to his chest - obviously built, even when covered with a shirt. Perhaps he could maybe understand why one man would find another one attractive.

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redperilous
2017-11-27 01:47 am UTC (link)

And so he was. His face was screwed up with confusion. Obviously if he brought dates back it meant that he couldn’t sleep in the bed, which meant that Napoleon was-

Woah. Realization suddenly hit him. Was he saying that he wouldn’t be able to sleep in this bed if Illya kept his shirt off? The implications of that for him took him to a place that he didn’t particularly want to go because he would rather not think about them.

Illya found it kind of ridiculous though. He tried to appeal to whatever practicality the other man had. “But I am hot,” he protested.

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outlawthief
2017-11-27 02:00 am UTC (link)

"Yes you are. And, thus, the problem," Napoleon said, exasperated and deciding that enough was enough. "I'll sleep on the couch. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice." Solo could be such a dramatic bitch, some days. Pushing off the sheets, he grabbed his pillow and went to the closet, where he recalled seeing extra sheets and pillows when they had been exploring upon arrival. Pulling more sheets out, he gathered his belongings and started for the living room, thus, the couch.

"Goodnight, Peril," he called over his bare shoulder.

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redperilous
2017-11-27 02:14 am UTC (link)

“Bozhe moi,” he said under his breath, along with a few other Russian curses. Napoleon seriously couldn’t sleep in this bed with him with his shirt off? Ridiculous. They would be sleeping, not cuddling together barechested.

When Napoleon started to move to the living room though, Illya gave a huge sigh. He kicked the sheets off got out of bed, locating his shirt on the floor. “You are ridiculous man,” he scolded while he worked to untangle the shirt and put it back on. “I hope you are happy with yourself. Now I sweat all night.”

With a huff, he returned to the bed, keeping to his side and glaring at the wall.

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outlawthief
2017-11-27 02:19 am UTC (link)

He was definitely smug when he turned and walked right back to bed, dropping the pillow back in place and leaving the sheets on the armchair where his shirt was laying. "I am happy. Because I like winning." He knew this would grate on Illya's nerves, but, honestly, sometimes Napoleon didn't know how to leave well enough alone, especially after he won something.

Laying down, the smug smile on his face didn't leave, even as he closed his eyes to sleep.

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redperilous
2017-11-27 02:28 am UTC (link)

“Fuck you,” he said, in English that time so there was no mistaking it. Illya kicked the sheet off of him because even having that on top of him was too much in the heat. He tried to relax, even though he was seething, tried to do some of the breathing techniques that Gaby had taught him. It helped in as much that he no longer felt like he needed to punch a wall. Illya kept his back turned to Solo as he tried to get comfortable and go to sleep.

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outlawthief
2017-11-27 02:35 am UTC (link)

The smugness died a bit, seeing and feeling the heat of the words. If Napoleon had any hope to keep the goodwill they had cultivated just now, he would have to deal with a little discomfort. "Fine. Take the shirt off, I'm not going to make a bigger deal about it." He knew better than to reach out and poke Illya to get his attention, so he just hoped he wasn't going to pretend to sleep at this point.

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redperilous
2017-11-27 02:43 am UTC (link)

Illya groaned and sat up once again, pulling the shirt off of his body, possibly tearing it in the process, and throwing it across the room. “Tomorrow, you switch with Rogue,” he said. At least he knew that with her there would be zero complaints about him having his shirt off. “Now shut up so I can go the fuck to sleep.”

Out of deference to him, Illya would at least try to sleep facing the wall, though he didn’t know where he might end up in the morning.

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