Lucifer & Kirk
"If you squint?" Lucifer said, feigning hurt. "Well then, Captain. I assumed you were getting me drunk to take me back to what I can only assume are very luxurious quarters, but apparently I was mistaken."
His attempt to keep up the pretense, however, was destroyed by the buzz he was still maintaining, and he all but giggled at himself. "Bloody hell," he said, "this stuff is lethal."