Frank Longbottom (lealta) wrote in tle_ooc, @ 2008-01-22 20:55:00 |
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The Boy Next DoorRandom Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet. We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what. On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold. More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not. Your exact male opposite: The 5-Night Stand Deliberate Brutal Sex Master Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD) Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), The Peach (RGLM) |
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating. |
The Billy GoatDeliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat. You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues. You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you. Your exact male opposite: The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD), The Sonnet (DGLD), The Wild Rose (RBLD) Consider: The Playstation (RGSM) |
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating. |
The ManchildRandom Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild. Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun. But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together. It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.If you stay ... Your exact male opposite: The Bachelor Deliberate Gentle Sex Master Always avoid: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) Consider: The Sudden Departure (RBLM) |
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating. |
The Vapor TrailRandom Brutal Love Master (RBLM)Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now? What about now? Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row. You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following: Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. Your exact male opposite: The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer Always avoid: The Intern (DGSD), The Maid of Honor (DGLM) Consider: The Sudden Departure (RBLM) |
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating. |