*hops into crafty room, shaking her tail feath---powder puff* *finds bit of chocolate on top of her stack of updates*
*noms chocolate*
*shifts stack of updates, hears a wee thump*
*spies more chocolate on floor*
*crouches down to get chocolate*
*spies an insurance agent dressed up in Easter Bunny suit under her desk*
*screams and shoots up, banging head on underside of desk*
*passes out*
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*comes to some time later, is surrounded by other crafty sorts*
*babbles* It was the Easter bunny this time…I SWEAR!!!
*is promptly stuffed into straight-jacket and stuck to the wall for precautionary reasons*
( It was the EASTER BUNNY, I tell you...the EASTER BUNNY!!! )