Cassidy Jones (childoftrees) wrote in tiberiusswann, @ 2011-05-31 15:40:00 |
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Entry tags: | ari, cassidy |
Wednesday - December 3rd, 2008
Who: Cassidy and Ari
When: Evening into Night
Where: Ari's room
What: Drama, drama and more drama.
Cassidy: *twenty minutes after the yelling stops, without a knock, lets herself into Ari's room and climbs into his bed*
Ari: *is barely surprised by the bed intruder, lays quietly a moment, pretending to nap*
Cassidy: *lays still and quiet for a long moment before scooting in closer and daring to drape an arm over him*
Ari: *softly* Mommy, did you and daddy break up?
Cassidy: *jumps when he speaks and pulls her arm back, a scowl on her lips* Shut up.
Ari: *smirks* What happened?
Cassidy: I tried to talk to him and... *sighs, rolling her eyes* He flipped out. Threw a chair, tried to drag me out of his room. *frowns*
Cassidy: Then when I wouldn't leave, he stormed out and I tried to follow him but.. he called me a whore and shoved me into the wall.
Cassidy: *rolls onto her back, scowling* I left him alone after that.
Ari: *quiet mpment* Ironic. I only implied you were a whore and he got pissed.
Cassidy: *glares at him and then shakes her head with a sigh* Dick...
Ari: You want me to kick his ass?
Cassidy: No! It's fine. I can.. handle it.
Ari: Cuz I won't mind. I'd like it actually...
Cassidy: *fixes him with a look for a moment before asking* You really wanna kick his ass for me?
Ari: *shrug*
Cassidy: That's kind of sweet. *smiles a little* Don't worry. I won't tell anyone that you're like.. not a total d-bag all the time.
Ari: *frowns* Don't flatter yourself. I just wanna kick his ass.
Cassidy: *smug* Nope. Too late. You already offered to defend my honor, Ari. You can't take it back.
Ari: Okay forget it. Not gonna touch him.
Cassidy: Good. I don't want you to. *smirks* Still doesn't take back the fact that you offered.
Ari: *groaning* Fuck you.
Cassidy: *grinning* I tried! You're the one that had to go write a paper.
Ari: *flatly* Yeah that was it.
Cassidy: *rolls her eyes again* Whatever. *shifts somewhat uncomfortably on the bed*
Ari: I didn't... ugh what the fuck ever. Pointless now. *pauses, opening his eyes finally* What the hell do you want, anyway?
Cassidy: *simply* To not be by myself. *quiet a moment then glances over at him* What were you gonna say?
Ari: When?
Cassidy: Just now, asshat. When you said it was pointless.
Ari: *blankly* What are you talking about?
Cassidy: Does this playing dumb shit really work for you?
Ari: *stares dumbly*
Cassidy: *rolls eyes and sighs*
Cassidy: You're so annoying.
Ari: You came into my room, remember? I didn't ask you to. *rolls over facing away from her*
Cassidy: Yeah, well, that's cuz I'm stupid, obviously. *exhales a sigh and crosses her arms over her chest*
Ari: *quiet for a moment* You know... he's fucking useless. I mean everything gets his ass hairs in a twist, everything I ever said he got all bent outta shape. Shoulda just dropped him like a bad habit when he fucked up that Saturday. Useless piece a shit.
Cassidy: *quiet a moment, then rolls onto her side, facing his back* Well... you are kinda hard to take, Ar. I mean not everybody's cut out to like.. deal with the way you.. interact.
Ari: *gruffly* What, cuz I don't simper and cry and let people fuckin dictate my shit? Whatever.
Cassidy: Some people require a little more... tact, finesse even. *short pause* But that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you. Or them.. either, I suppose.
Ari: I don't need an ego talk, thankyouverymuch. I don't give a shit what he thinks about me.
Cassidy: Yeah, of course you don't. How.. ignorant of me to even like.. respond.
Ari: *growls, looking back over his shoulder* Why are you here? I mean why are you always here?
Cassidy: *sighs* Because I... like you, obviously. I mean not like... *puts on a girlie voice* Oh Ari. Please kiss me! I want you to hold my hand and buy me flowers and take me to prom! And one day we'll get married and have babies and... *makes a face, reverting back to normal voice* blah, blah, blah. I'm not like delusional or anything, I just... *shrugs* I like hanging out with you. That's all.
Ari: *rolls onto his back, scoffing* You always come in here acting like... I dunno, like I got some answer to some secret or something. Like I give a damn about your problems and your dating and shit. I don't care. People are a dime a dozen and nobody sticks around so... whatever it is you think you're getting here, you're not.
Cassidy: *pushes herself up onto one arm to look down at him, a brow quirked slightly* Are you a liar, Ari? Are you a complete and total fake? A fraud?
Ari: *quirking a brow* Depends. Why?
Cassidy: Because everybody I've ever known has been exactly that. Liars, fakes and frauds. *lays back down* I like you cuz you're real. That's all. I know that people are a dime a dozen and nobody ever sticks around. But we're both stuck here now, aren't we?
Ari: *quiet for a bit, thinking* I am a liar. When I want something. Or when I'm bored. Or when I'm not gonna admit shit.
Cassidy: *doesn't look at him but smiles a little* At least you can admit it.
Ari: MIght as well. It's obvious, usually. Besides... you don't got anything I want, so why play you?
Cassidy: Yeah, it is. *laughs softly followed by a shrug* Boredom?
Ari: Boredom is a main driving force in everything I do.
Cassidy: Which I'm going to guess is the whole reason why you tolerate me coming around so much, right?
Ari: *shrug*
Cassidy: That or, you know, you actually kind of like having me around, which I know you wouldn't admit to even if that really were the case.
Ari: You're better than some people.
Cassidy: *smiles a little* At least I don't constantly get my ass hairs in a twist. *short pause* Not that I actually have ass hairs. Eww.
Ari: *grunt, closing his eyes*
Cassidy: So... Can I hang out for a while?
Ari: Depends, can ya shut up for two minutes so I can nap?
Cassidy: *says nothing and instead rolls over onto her side with her back toward him*
Ari: *settles in, quiet a moment, then subtly squeezes her ass*
Cassidy: *squeaks a little in response but says nothing*
Ari: *chuckles a little, crossing his arms over his chest. stays quiet a moment, then opens his eyes, looking straight up* I didn't screw around with you because I knew he had a thing for you. And I knew it would piss him off if I did. And normally I don't give a shit, but... *trails off a moment* Who needs to hear him complain.
Cassidy: *quiet for a moment after he finishes speaking* Okay. *pregnant pause* So then... *soft sigh* Well why'd you work so hard to talk me out of liking him too?
Ari: Cuz you suck for him.
Cassidy: *rolls over to look at him* How do you know?
Ari: Because you don't like him enough. He's... well he's a bitch. And I guarantee he'll be spouting off 'I love you' in like two days, and you're coming to my room to blow me? No offense but... he can do better.
Cassidy: *gives a curt laugh before rolling back onto her side again*
Ari: So can you, you know.
Cassidy: Can I what?
Ari: You can do better than him.
Cassidy: I don't need a peptalk, Ari. I'm not... You're right. He can do better. I'm not... a giggly fifteen year old girl who believes in pots of gold at ends of rainbows and the happily ever after endings they talk about in fairytales.
Ari: That's not it, you fuckin' tard.
Cassidy: *rolls back onto her back so she can look at him again* Then what?
Ari: He doesn't need rainbows, he needs someone who actually wants him. Or at the very least, won't want to fuck his- *stops himself, then mutters* The guy next door.
Cassidy: Yeah? Or maybe he doesn't need a guy next door to him who... convinces the girl he likes not to like him just because he.. he knows she's kind of naive and he can.
Ari: Do you like him?
Cassidy: Not after he called me a whore and shoved me. *tucks a strand of hair behind her ear* I had enough of that shit at home. I don't need it here.
Ari: *quiet a moment* I can't fuckin believe I'm getting into this...
Cassidy: *sighs* Getting into what, Ari? I thought you were gonna take a nap, anyway.
Ari: *sitting up* I told him you weren't into him like he's into you. And... it might've been implied that you'd blown me. Though I don't know if he believed that part. But whatever.
Cassidy: *scrubs at her face with her hands and exhales a breath* You're that sc- *stops and corrects herself so he doesn't argue* convinced that I'm going to hurt him?
Ari: *passively* I don't give a crap what you do. I just didn't want to hear him bitch about it later when it didn't go anywhere or whatever. Or if I fucked you like you asked me to. He'd probably blame me for it.
Cassidy: *quiet a long moment* Fine.
Ari: Fine? What the fuck does that mean, exactly?
Cassidy: It means fine. He thinks I blew you? Fine. I'm not good enough for him? Fine. I'll just leave him the hell alone and you won't have to... not worry, of course, about hearing him bitch about it later.
Ari: *simply* Okay. Hell, we can both leave him alone.
Cassidy: *shrugs* Do what you want.
Ari: *laying there, quiet* He'll forgive you, ya know. You're a girl. Boobs trump everything.
Cassidy: I don't want him to forgive me.
Ari: You'll forgive him, then.
Cassidy: I already have. It's not a big deal.
Ari: *shrug, closes his eyes again*
Cassidy: *sighs and rolls back onto her side again*
Ari: *lays awhile, rolls onto his side facing away from her, pulling a blanket up over himself and settling*
Cassidy: *manages to lay still for about five minutes before sitting up* I'm gonna go. See ya later.
Ari: *grabs her wrist*
Cassidy: What?
Ari: *doesn't say anything, or move, or indicate at all that he's awake, just keeps hold of her*
Cassidy: *quiet a moment then sighs* Can I at least take my jeans off? They're fucking uncomfortable.
Ari: *lets her go, waving a hand dismissively*
Cassidy: *rolls eyes then stands up to strip off her jeans and socks before climbing back in bed and stealing a blanket, curling up on her side facing toward his back*
Ari: *flinches a little* Careful.
Cassidy: What?
Ari: *mumbly* Wings.
Cassidy: I'm not gonna touch your wings, Ari.
Ari: Don't squish 'em either.
Cassidy: *laughs* I won't. I'll stay right here, in this spot, and won't touch and/or squish you.
Ari: Don't... cuddle either. I hate that shit.
Cassidy: *exaggerated sigh* Go to sleep.
Ari: *fake snore*
Cassidy: *grins and nudges his leg with her toe*
Ari: Shuddap, cunt.
Cassidy: Oooohh, he's snoring. He's asleep now. That means I can... crush my boobies against his wings and cuddle him like a teddy bear!
Ari: I will kill every inch of you.
Cassidy: *giggles* Hawt!
Ari: *grunt*
Cassidy: *quiet a moment* You know it's really too bad that you can't just.. retract them like I can mine.
Ari: *irritably* That's the part that's really too bad? *scoffs* I'd rather not fuckin' have 'em to begin with.
Cassidy: Yeah, you have a point, I guess. *snuggles further under the blanket* I hate mine too. That's why no one ever sees them. Though apparently I'm supposed to take flying lessons next semester. Oh joy!
Ari: Ugh, so fuckin' stupid. Shit's hard, too. You'd think they's just work, like legs or something. But you gotta build up the muscles and stretch 'em and shit, fuckin' ridiculous.
Cassidy: Well, we learn how to use our legs too, Ari. Like when we're babies. We just don't remember it. *small laugh then quiet a moment* I don't know if mine will even work right. Makes me kinda nervous.
Ari: You're gonna faceplant for a month.
Cassidy: I know but... My aunt kind of freaked out when they first.. showed up. Religious zealot that she is. *hesitates for a moment* She tried to cut them off. But it didn't work, I got away from her, spent the next month or so locked in my room before they found some guy to pawn me off on.
Ari: *grunts a little, like he doesn't care, staying quiet for a moment, then reluctantly* When my parents found out, they took me to seven plastic surgeons. None of 'em could figure out what was wrong with me but they said cutting them off might make me paralyzed, so then they tried looking for my real mom, and I got to find out that my mother's not my real fuckin' mother, they had a surrogate. They couldn't find her and I was under house arrest until some specialist in Minnesota recognized what I was and then I got shipped here.
Cassidy: *quiet for a moment then mutters* Ignorant bastards... *sighs a little* At least we don't have to deal with them now.
Ari: Yeah. Now I just gotta deal with Primadonna and Pancake Tits.
Cassidy: Hey! *short pause and a smirk* Adam's tits are fine and you're not that much of a Primadonna.
Ari: Or I could just not deal with either of you anymore.
Cassidy: Like that would be any fun.
Ari: I can entertain myself.
Cassidy: For five whole minutes.
Ari: I got money, money makes the world go 'round.
Cassidy: Damn... Guess I'm screwed. I'm broke as fuck.
Ari: You ain't broke, you got nature's credit card. Everyone takes that.
Cassidy: *laughs* Unlimited line of credit.
Ari: Women got it easy, yuou bitches can get anything ya want.
Cassidy: Hmm, yeah, right.
Ari: Seriously.
Cassidy: Not always.
Ari: No, always. Women always get what they want, if they know how to play it right.
Cassidy: Guess I just don't know how to play it right then.
Ari: Well what is it you want?
Cassidy: Right now?
Ari: *shrugs* Sure, why not.
Cassidy: For you to shut the fuck up so I can get some sleep. *short pause and then a laugh* Kidding. I'm kidding. I.. nothing, I guess. I'm, you know... *shrugs a little* Fine.
Ari: *rolls over to face her, his voice soft and serious* You know something, kid?
Cassidy: *somewhat incredulous* What?
Ari: *touches her cheek gently* You're... incredibly annoying.
Cassidy: *smiles a little shyly and then rolls her eyes at the punch line* And you're incredibly predictable. Glad we established that.
Ari: I'm hardly predictable, kid.
Cassidy: Uh yeah, you are. Predictable like knowing there's a snake in the grass.
Ari: *puts a hand on her boob, then shoves her like he means it*
Cassidy: *grunts a little then quirks a brow* See? Predictable. You never play nice. You always act like you're going to, for about half a minute, then you strike.
Ari: I'm not nice. *plumps the pillow and flops onto it, closing his eyes*
Cassidy: I know! So it's not shocking when you... act like you have something nice to say but follow it up with an insult or... touch me like maybe you might actually mean it then just shove me away.
Ari: *pauses a moment, opening one eye, speaking deliberately* Touch you like I actually mean it?
Cassidy: *exaggerated sigh* Like you have.... intent.
Ari: Intent to what? Feel you up? I did that.
Cassidy: Intent to... follow through. *sighs and rolls her eyes* Ugh. Whatever. Nevermind. You're right. You did that. I obviously have no idea what I'm talking about.
Ari: *closing his eye again* Ah, you want the romance and yucky shit. Gazing into eyes and desire and shaking hands and sweaty palms and all that.
Cassidy: That's not at all what I said, Ari.
Ari: Nah it's cool. All chicks want that shit. It's in your DNA or something.
Cassidy: *scoffs* Don't you think that if that's what I wanted I would've, oh, I dunno, invited Adam into my room after our date the other night?
Ari: Nah. Cuz you don't want his little hands fumbling all over you.
Cassidy: I don't want anyone's hands fumbling all over me.
Ari: Yeah ya do.
Cassidy: No, I don't.
Ari: All girls do, they love that shit. They like thinking some guy is so into them that they lose their cool. Cuz if a dude ain't nervous when he touches you, he's not that into you. And chicks know that.
Cassidy: Then I guess I must just be weird.
Ari: Yeah well we fuckin' knew that.
Cassidy: Good. Then it's settled. I don't want some stupid boy with stupid nervous hands fumbling all over me.
Ari: And somewhere, the little lion cries in his sleep.
Cassidy: *scoffing laugh* Honestly, I seriously doubt he's even remotely into me now.
Ari: 'Course he is, you tard. Why do you think he got all pissed at you.
Cassidy: He got pissed because I pushed.
Cassidy: *shrugs* Besides, he can do better anyway.
Ari: Yeah probably.
Cassidy: But it's all good though. Someday, I will find the asshole of my dreams. And he will push me around and take me for granted and maybe even make my skin crawl a little. It'll be dreamy.
Ari: *shrugging* Yeah, you probably will. And then ten years later you'll realize the only reason you bothered with him was cuz he was the first guy to want you. And then you'll probably drink yourself to death or turn lez or something.
Cassidy: *punches him in the arm* You are such a dick!
Ari: Hey! What, what did I say?
Cassidy: Plenty of guys will want me. I'm... totally wantable.
Ari: Maybe. You'll settle for the first one though, and he'll be a dick cuz those are the only guys who make the first move, and then you'll ignore the meek little dumbasses who'll make you their Loser Queen. *pause* Like Adam I guess.
Cassidy: *sighs* I really wish you'd make up your mind, oh great and wise one.. Should I ignore Adam or should I not ignore Adam? You seem to be a bit conflicted on this point.
Ari: *opening his eyes, looking at her plainly* I think Adam will worship the ground you walk on cuz he's a lame little pussy like that. But if you're not into him, then don't waste his time. He don't deserve that shit. *eyes closed again*
Cassidy: But I'm destined to be a drunk lesbian otherwise?
Ari: Probably.
Cassidy: Well hell, I guess that leaves me only two choices. I can either go find Adam right now and make the first move and deal with his fumbling, nervous hands or I can learn how to lick a bearded clam. Hmm.
Ari: I vote clam, let me watch.
Cassidy: You fucking wish.
Ari: I could give pointers
Cassidy: *sighs*
Ari: What? I'm good at it. You remember.
Cassidy: *groans and then works to get out from under the blanket* I'm going now. You're.. fucking impossible.
Ari: Suit yourself.
Cassidy: *flings the blanket on him and then moves to put her pants back on*
Ari: *sprawls out into the space she left*
Cassidy: *rolls her eyes as she buttons her pants and then shoves him*
Ari: What the hell did I do now?
Cassidy: You.. You're just.. such an asshole!
Ari: What, cuz I don't care if you leave?
Cassidy: *sighs and rolls her eyes* Forget it. *heads for the door*
Ari: No one's forcing you to talk to me, ya know. Just sayin'.
Cassidy: Well maybe I won't anymore.
Ari: *settles in, sighing* Suit yourself.
Cassidy: *stops at the door and turns to face him* You're just... you're so... mean, Ari. And I just don't get it. I don't understand it. I mean why do you have to just... be so fucking mean all the time!
Ari: *quiet a moment* You done yet?
Cassidy: No! I'm not done yet. It's not... cool, Ari. It doesn't make you mysterious and aloof to be such a jerk to people who are trying to be your friend. Because that's all I've been doing. I listen to you run off at the mouth about whatever you wanna run off at the mouth about and I don't point out all the things that I pick up on from what you're saying that I know will make you uncomfortable and I even try to like.. respect your opinions and your point of view and your advice because you're probably right about a lot of things but you... You want to just sit there and tell me that I'm not good enough for someone who would treat me well because I'm apparently destined be a nothing more than a drunk, miserable piece of trash when I get older!
Ari: *long, deep sigh, then sitting up and swinging his legs over the edge of the bed, wings opening a little. obviously this whole scenario makes him weary* First, and most important of all, no one asked you to come here and "be my friend". I didn't, and if you're getting paid to do it, it's not enough. Second... I never said you weren't good enough for him. Maybe you are, I don't fuckin' know. I don't care. What I do know is this. Despite being a lame little bitch who's sitting under his uncle's thumb, Adam is a decent guy. And he's not the kind of guy who just goes into shit like this lightly, he dives in headfirst and makes a total dick of himself. He likes you. And you don't like him the same, cuz if you did you wouldn't be coming into the room of some guy who could take or leave you trying to blow him. If that's the kind of person you are, who'd rather be some random bitch to some guy who doesn't give a shit intstead of being something meaningful to some total chode who does... then he can do a lot better than you. And you're gonna end up pregnant by the first dick you allow to fuck you without a rubber. Which will probably be the first dick you allow to fuck you.
Cassidy: No, you didn't ASK me to be your friend and no one's paying me to be your friend. I've made the effort of my own accord because, in spite of how fucking hard and cold you try to act, Ari, I know you're just as scared and angry as I fucking am. It's written all over everything you say and everything you do and every ridiculously overplayed defense mechanism that you have put up! And second.... *stalks over to him and shoves him hard* You are such a fucking asshole!
Ari: *growling* I'm an asshole because I'm right??
Cassidy: No! Because you fuck with my head. You know that I was happy about my date with him when I came in here to talk to you and that I didn't come in here with the intention of doing anything with you! But you screwed with my head and got me all mixed up and made me think that was something wrong with me because I didn't wanna drag Adam back in my room and fuck his brains out after we'd pretty much just met and why? Why would you do that?!?
Ari: Because you would've fucked ME! *gets to his feet, towering over her* Admit it. If I'd pushed, you'd have let me. Wouldn't you?
Cassidy: *takes a step back from him, staring at him for a moment, then laughs* Oh, I get it now. I know exactly what your game is. I should have picked up on it before.
Ari: What the fuck are you talking about?
Cassidy: Adam gets a girlfriend and Ari gets pushed aside and forgotten about. Again.
Ari: You... *disbelieving* You are so fucking off, you have no idea. Like seriously, it's almost funny.
Cassidy: No I'm not! That's exactly it! You.... *smirks* You give a shit about Adam. You like having him as a friend, looking up to you, feeling inferior to you, admiring how much more wordly you are than he is or whatever, and you can't handle the thought that he wouldn't feel that way anymore if he and I hook up.
Ari: *laughing a little* Yo are so fucking wrong... God,, how can you.... *waving a hand* Whatever. You're gonna think what you want and the truth don't mean shit.
Cassidy: Well it's either that or it's about me. And even I'm not dumb enough to believe that you actually give a shit about me so.... *shrugs* What else could it be?
Ari: You go out with him, and you say you had fun. And then you come in here and you take your top off and start grinding on me like a fucking stripper, and you tell me you wanted to blow me. You know who does shit like that? Sluts. Fucking girls who don't care about the guys they're with.
Cassidy: Because you fucked with my head and you know it! You fucking played me like a goddamn acoustic guitar and now I know why.
Ari: How did I "play" you? Please, enlighten me on my games. Was it when I didn't let you screw around with me? Or when I told you flat out that you don't like him, and you agreed to it?
Cassidy: With your fucking reverse psychology bullshit crap that you spew, poking and prodding at all my insecurities, taking full advantage of the fact that I'm stupidly inexperienced and don't know enough to know that there's a huge difference between actually liking someone and just... *scoffs* lusting them.
Ari: Well do you wactually like him or are you just liking the attention? Or is that all it is with me?
Cassidy: Right now, I don't really like either of you. You're a.. manipulative priick and he's... he's... an angry little shit who can't control his temper enough to not lash out and hurt a girl a fraction of his size!
Ari: *darkly* I'm not manipulating you. I'm not playing you, I'm not doing "reverse psychology" or whatever fuck else you think I am. You're acting like a slut, and I don't want him getting hurt. I don't give a fuck what you do, either of you. Get the fuck out of my room.
Cassidy: *scoffs* Yeah. Yeah, let me just go ahead and do that. *shakes her head and then stalks off* You two can fucking have one another. You'll be perfect together. He can feed into your megalomania and you can feed into his daddy issues.
Ari: Then who the hell is gonna make you feel validated, huh?
Cassidy: *turns on him again* I don't need anybody to make me feel validated. I can validate my fucking self, thank you very much. I don't need fucking... Clark Kent or.... *struggles for a term then waves her arm at him* Johnny Bravo.
Ari: *stares a moment, then breaks into a smirk, clearly trying not to laugh at her*
Cassidy: *stares at him and then just sighs* Fuck you. *turns again to walk out*
Ari: *snickering* Am I Johnny Bravo?
Cassidy: Figure it out.
Ari: Oh come on, Scarlett O'Hara, get back here! *strides to catch up to her at the door*
Cassidy: Why should I? So you can.. fuck with my head and make me feel like shit some more?
Ari: *holding a hand on the door so she can't leave* That, or to wait for you to come up with something better than Johnny Bravo.
Cassidy: *shoves him again and then crosses her arms over her chest, avoiding his gaze*
Cassidy: *mutters* Mojo-Jojo?
Ari: *snrk* Come on, please. No. Get the fuck off Cartoon Network.
Cassidy: *attempts to casually wipe at her eyes so as not to draw attention to the fact that he almost made her cry then exhales a breath* Fine. You're.. more like The Toxic Avenger.
Ari: Okay.... guess I could pretend that I can barely live with that. *uncomfortable*
Cassidy: He's a.. gross creep too and yet he also always seems to have some... big boobed slut all... bouncing on his junk. *smiles a little*
Ari: Hm. That's true. And you know me, I like big boobs.
Cassidy: *sighs and rolls her eyes* I know. You remind me constantly.
Ari: *looking her over* So... are we cool now?
Cassidy: *looks at him for a moment* We'd be cooler if you hugged me...
Ari: *frown* No.
Cassidy: *sighs loudly* Right. Ari's too cool for hugs. *shakes her head with a slight smirk and then slips away from him to flop back down on his bed* Fine. But I'm sleeping here tonight. You can just.. hide me under the blanket when they come to do bed checks.
Ari: *crossing his arms, leans his back on the door* Fine. I guess. But I sleep naked.
Cassidy: *makes herself comfortable* Nothing I haven't seen before.
Ari: Suit yourself then.
Cassidy: Kay. *scoots up on the bed and then wriggles out of her jeans again, tossing them in the floor before moving to lay on her stomach, folding her arms under her head*
Ari: *grabs the tv remote and lays on his back on top of her, tucking a hand beneath his head*
Cassidy: *groans when he lays on her* Uhm.. er.. hello! I am like.. little, you lard ass. You're squishing me!
Ari: Huh? Oh shit, my bad. Guess your fat ass shouldn't have taken up the whole bed, huh.
Cassidy: *nudges him with her elbow* My ass is not fat!
Ari: Erm, I dunno.... *prods it beneath his back* Feels kinda lumpy, like cottage cheese...
Cassidy: *scoffs, wriggliing to try and get out from underneath him* It does not!
Ari: Hey, and it jiggles! You can hear the flab moving!
Cassidy: You are such a jerk!
Ari: Point?
Cassidy: At least my ass isn't like.. boney! Feels like I'm being assaulted by an oversized.. cricket or something!
Ari: You and Adam, it's like you lack this gene for any kind of cleverness... *sighing, rolls off her*
Cassidy: Maybe we just don't wanna waste our cleverness on you. *scoots over so he can have her spot, rolling onto her side to face him*
Ari: *laying on his back, flipping through channels* Makes sense.
Cassidy: Mmhmm. *yawns* Be a total waste of effort.
Ari: Yeah yeah, I know, I'm a total easted effort. Blah blah... hrm, The Nanny.
Cassidy: *quiet for a long moment, reluctant to say it but does anyway* No you're not.
Ari: Please shut up, Cassidy.
Cassidy: *shuts up, but eventually slides a hand over on the bed far enough that her fingers are touching against his side though her hand isn't actually on him*
Ari: *rolling his eyes, turns to look at her* Are you trying to be affectionate?
Cassidy: *scoffs and pulls her hand away* No. I was just... stretching my arm.
Ari: *dubious* Right.
Cassidy: *sighs loudly* Fine. Sheesh. I won't ever touch you again without a written invitation. Better?
Ari: Just don't get all.... girly.
Cassidy: I am a girl, Ari. *soft sigh* I'll try not to like... be too much of one or.. something.
Ari: *quiet a moment, then trying to sound indifferent* I've never slept in the same bed with anyone before.
Cassidy: *smiles a little* Me neither.
Cassidy: I'll try not to like.. steal all the covers or anything.
Ari: Girls always try and spoon and shit after sex, I hate that shit. Just... don't do that and we should be good.
Cassidy: Hmm, well... *rolls back over onto her stomach with her head turned toward the side he's laying on* Good thing we're not having sex. You should be safe from the spooning. *closes eyes*
Ari: Good. *tosses the remote to the foot of the bed, letting his hand rest casually on her butt*
Cassidy: *wiggles her butt a little and giggles softly before yawning again, eyes still closed as she takes a slow breath*
Ari: *softly* Cass?
Cassidy: Hmm?
Ari: Your ass isn't as fat as I thought before.
Cassidy: *smiles, eyes still closed* Thanks.
Ari: *grunt*
Cassidy: *quiet for a long moment before saying, eyes still closed but grinning* You're probably not an oversized cricket.
Ari: *chirps*
Cassidy: *giggles and nudges him with her toe* Hush, cricket. I'm sleepin.
Ari: You babble a lot for a sleeping person.
Cassidy: Mmhmm. *nods, still with her eyes closed, trying not to smile*
Ari: *climbs over her off the bed, going over to turn off the light, then strips down and climbs back over her, bait and tackle brushing over her thighs. grabs the blanket, pulls it over them both, up to his waist, and settles in, taking in a deep breath*
Cassidy: *tenses a little when he climbs over her the first time but not the second, smiling instead with her eyes still closed* Eww. Penis. *giggles a little and then sighs softly* Night, Ari.
Ari: Mm hmm. *pause* Sorry if I poke ya with morning wood.
Cassidy: Mmkay. *smirks* I promise not to get too excited.
Ari: Mm hm.
Cassidy: *smiles* Shhh. Go sleep.
Ari: *is already half asleep* Mm hm.
Cassidy: *snuggles further down in the covers and slowly drifts off*