EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW. AND SIT YOURSELVES DOWN. AND LISTEN. (Or read, technically. Pshh. Details.)
Because this man right here? This REDHEADED IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS OF BAD-ASSERY? This is Godric Motherfucking Gryffindor, and that would totally be his middle name if he had any say in what his parents decided to name him. But he didn't, so it isn't, but it might as well be and for the purposes of this game or at least my own amusement, that's what it is.
How do I explain Godric Gryffindor?
Godric Gryffindor is flawless.
His sword is insured for 10k Galleons.*
He does random acts of heroism... everywhere.
His favorite jokes are not appropriate for small children.
One time, he met Gandalf, Merlin, and Oz on a mountain pathway...
...and they moved out of the way.
And one time, he founded this house at a school. It was awesome.
*(Yes, the one used to defeat the Basilisk, what were you thinking?)
He's a sword-toting, wand-waving, gingerrific beast of bravery and he can drink all y'all little lightweights under the damn table. He's Godric Gryffindor, and HE WANTS YA PLOTS!!
Oh. This is Holly btw. In case you couldn't tell by the fact that I'm absolutely insane.
Because this man right here? This REDHEADED IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS OF BAD-ASSERY? This is Godric Motherfucking Gryffindor, and that would totally be his middle name if he had any say in what his parents decided to name him. But he didn't, so it isn't, but it might as well be and for the purposes of this game or at least my own amusement, that's what it is.
How do I explain Godric Gryffindor?
Godric Gryffindor is flawless.
His sword is insured for 10k Galleons.*
He does random acts of heroism... everywhere.
His favorite jokes are not appropriate for small children.
One time, he met Gandalf, Merlin, and Oz on a mountain pathway...
...and they moved out of the way.
And one time, he founded this house at a school. It was awesome.
*(Yes, the one used to defeat the Basilisk, what were you thinking?)
He's a sword-toting, wand-waving, gingerrific beast of bravery and he can drink all y'all little lightweights under the damn table. He's Godric Gryffindor, and HE WANTS YA PLOTS!!
Oh. This is Holly btw. In case you couldn't tell by the fact that I'm absolutely insane.