We're looking to put on another fun filled party night and were considering making it have a special theme. Anything you'd like to see at the club? I'd love to hear your suggestions.
So. I am going OUT tonight. I'm going to get plastered after drinking tequila shots, end up in the gutter, have my wallet stolen and hopefully, get some boy or girl action done in between all of that as well.
Say that doesn't sound appealing and you're coming with me.
The best thing about being married to your job working a lot, is the fact that when you move, you don't have a metric fuckton of stuff to take with you.
I might invest in coming home mor
Made me realize I should probably work a little less..
Delivered to Rehab Centre Management Friday morning:
A large bouquet of helium-filled balloons sent from out of town and bearing the words 'SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS'. Attached to the bottom with ribbons is "Douglas'" keycard and ID badge.
Delivered to the cute girl in Accounting:
An entire lemon poppyseed cake. The attached card only reads: ♥
From: supermom4373@hotmail.com To: omfgfluffykittens666@gmail.com Date: Tuesday, May 17 2461, 02:49 am Subject: honey did you remember to pay your phone bill?