Who Atlas & Evron What AIM Chat When Feb 28 - National Chocolate Souffle Day Warning links with nudity - vulgarity Status Complete
(1:13:01 AM) Atlas: HAPPY National Chocolate Souffle Day (1:13:16 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: ..... (1:13:19 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: What? (1:14:23 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Don't tell me that's a real holiday. (1:14:32 AM) Atlas: You mean you dont know? fuck yeah it is brah (1:14:45 AM) Atlas: for realz (1:14:56 AM) Atlas: tell me you ate your souffle (1:15:03 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: No.. (1:15:16 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You don't have this holiday marked on a calendar, do you? (1:15:57 AM) Atlas: fuck yeah I do bitch . I mean shit. dooooooood March is actually National Caffeine Awareness Month (1:16:07 AM) Atlas: now I think that's so we learn how bad it is (1:16:12 AM) Atlas: but I use it to mean (1:16:17 AM) Atlas: MORE STAR BUCKS (1:16:47 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Lies. (1:17:16 AM) Atlas: why the fuck would I lie (1:17:45 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: No one would celebrate something like 'National Chocolate Souffle Day' or 'National Caffeine Awareness Month'. (1:17:55 AM) Atlas: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/Elendili/jayy/r8pus_thumb.jpg do I look like someone who would lie? (1:17:59 AM) Atlas: and yeah it is (1:18:03 AM) Atlas: google it buddy (1:18:18 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: They are good, but they've done nothing to earn such a celebration. (1:18:30 AM) Atlas: who cares?! (1:18:41 AM) Atlas: as long as it's a reason to eat it and shit (1:19:21 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I just saw your picture... (1:19:30 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Hello sexy. (1:19:56 AM) Atlas: sexy? shit. that was supposed to be funny. let me show you sexy hold on (1:20:36 AM) Atlas: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/Elendili/jayy/tumblr_lp9st6Yfy11qch4cpo1_400.jpg (1:20:39 AM) Atlas: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (1:21:22 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Hmmm (1:21:25 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So (1:21:48 AM) Atlas: so? (1:21:50 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Tell me... (1:22:24 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: if I offered to buy you a weeks worth of souffles (1:22:27 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: what would you do? (1:22:59 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: There is a catch, of course. (1:23:37 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You'd have to eat them off of me. (1:23:42 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: No clothes, of course. (1:23:49 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Let's keep it classy. (1:24:19 AM) Atlas: I duuuuuuuuno. do you have any piercings? (1:24:36 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Would that make or break the deal? (1:24:38 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: No, I don't. (1:25:36 AM) Atlas: no. let me see a picture. I'll show you some more of me if you show me some of you (1:25:44 AM) Atlas: give me few angles (1:25:55 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You afraid? (1:26:33 AM) Atlas: I dont' even know you dude. but I aint afraid of shit. dont even try to play monkey with me. (1:26:56 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You have no idea what I look like. I could be sexy; I could be a complete troll. (1:27:08 AM) Atlas: SHOWWWWWWWWWWW ME (1:27:37 AM) Atlas: what's you name (1:27:37 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So... (1:27:47 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: If I show you and you approve... (1:27:51 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: what do I get out of this deal? (1:28:00 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Nathaniel. (1:29:09 AM) Atlas: If I approve I'll meet you sometime. (1:29:21 AM) Atlas: where it goes from there depends on if you smell (1:29:58 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Ah. (1:30:16 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I smell nice. (1:30:29 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Like a souffle. (1:31:00 AM) Atlas: where do you work at souffle (1:31:43 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: The Celestial Realm. (1:31:51 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: burlesque hall. (1:32:07 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I work in the back, I'm not on stage. (1:32:16 AM) Atlas: I was totally typing that (1:32:43 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Sorry to cheapen the thrill. (1:33:00 AM) Atlas: I'll show you me dancing (1:33:08 AM) Atlas: but it's before I got most my tatts (1:33:11 AM) Atlas: wanna see? (1:33:19 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: are you naked? (1:33:26 AM) Atlas: not all the way (1:33:28 AM) Atlas: half (1:33:30 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: pity. (1:33:34 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: show me anyways. (1:33:37 AM) Atlas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo_zotx6hPc&feature=related (1:37:22 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: What do you do for a living? (1:37:36 AM) Atlas: I'm a hoola hoop artist and a target boy (1:37:44 AM) Atlas: do you know what that means? (1:38:50 AM) Atlas: hello (1:38:56 AM) Atlas: I'll just tell you (1:39:10 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Sorry, was distracted for a moment. (1:39:40 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I'm guessing you don't mean the human male equivalent (1:39:47 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: to the Target dog. (1:40:26 AM) Atlas: It mean I work in fucking knife throwing act. I'm the guy the impaling artist throws the knives at (1:40:55 AM) Atlas: I also do hula hoop acts with the boston circus guilde (1:41:16 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I'd like to see that. (1:41:22 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: knife throwing act. (1:42:14 AM) Atlas: Yeah I get hit all the time (1:42:19 AM) Atlas: it's funny as fuck (1:42:30 AM) Atlas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uonZRObSdeM (1:45:16 AM) Atlas: I'm also still waiting for that photo nataniel (1:45:35 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Say please. (1:45:56 AM) Atlas: but it's not as sexy if I'm not whispering it in your ear (1:46:06 AM) Atlas: POUTS (1:46:10 AM) Atlas: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE (1:46:40 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: okay (1:46:50 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: let me get one that I approve of (1:46:51 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: hold on (1:47:11 AM) Atlas: fuck yeah (1:47:21 AM) Atlas: also (1:47:30 AM) Atlas: 1:33:35 AM) Star Inagawa: Tell him that if he is currently sitting naked on any of the office furniture, I will know and that he will be dealt with accordingly. (1:48:30 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Bradypus.jpg/220px-Bradypus.jpg (1:49:10 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I would never do such a thing. (1:49:12 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Never. (1:50:04 AM) Atlas: I would. let's do it. let's go sit on her office furniture in the nude (1:50:10 AM) Atlas: just to see what she does (1:51:16 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Hmm... (1:51:21 AM) Atlas: that is not you and I dont do hairy dudes (1:51:25 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: she isn't one to piss off.... (1:51:29 AM) Atlas: I hope thats not foreshadowing (1:51:39 AM) Atlas: oh really? (1:51:44 AM) Atlas: heh heh heh (1:51:51 AM) Atlas: I know what I'm gonna do then (1:52:26 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: oh? (1:52:31 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Do tell. (1:52:50 AM) Atlas: she likes me so far. I gotta push it (1:52:57 AM) Atlas: maybe she likes me better than you (1:54:06 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Oh? (1:54:13 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You think so? (1:54:30 AM) Atlas: I'm not sure but she's awfully sweet (1:54:38 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You never know, she might want to hire you. (1:54:42 AM) Atlas: that has to be exploited (1:54:46 AM) Atlas: and she already asked (1:55:33 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I take it that you turned her down? (1:55:40 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Though, if she is being extra sweet to you... (1:55:44 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I'd suppose that is why. (1:55:47 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: She wants to hire you. (1:56:15 AM) Atlas: hehehe. she's funny. I like her (1:56:31 AM) Atlas: and YOU should show me a real picture (1:56:39 AM) Atlas: you'll never get your dick sucked if you dont (1:57:51 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So... (1:57:54 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: if I show you a picture (1:58:01 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: and I'm unfortunate looking (1:58:04 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: you'd still blow me (1:58:10 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: for showing you the picture to begin with? (1:58:40 AM) Atlas: no. then you'd have to blow me to make it up (2:00:31 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You'd let an ugly may blow you? (2:01:23 AM) Atlas: fuck no - I'm a compulsive liar (2:01:43 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Oh? (2:02:01 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So, you are all tallk? (2:02:16 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: talk* (2:02:17 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: even. (2:02:51 AM) Atlas: one way to find out. (2:03:08 AM) Atlas: maybe you're the one here that's scared (2:04:12 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Ah, reverse psychology (2:04:24 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So this is the part where I go into a fit of rage (2:04:30 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: and give you want you want (2:04:33 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: to prove otherwise. (2:06:23 AM) Atlas: nope this is the part where stop being playing around and make me want you before I lose interest. I mean, did you not see me? I can get it anywhere. I hang at the Hidden Agenda lot. Show up and you'll never see me alone. You have competition. Why should I give you some of my time? (2:06:52 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Oh, you are adorable. (2:06:53 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Very well (2:06:55 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: hold on (2:09:52 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: http://i41.tinypic.com/1e75gk.jpg (2:10:53 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Imageshack requires an account now. (2:11:01 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I am displeased. (2:12:33 AM) Atlas: well look at you trying to be cute with your little hat (2:13:04 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I'll let you wear it. (2:13:30 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I can sense the jealousy radiating from you. (2:14:37 AM) Atlas: idk. if I wear it can I stick my own hat pins in it? (2:15:00 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Go ahead, have fun. (2:15:27 AM) Atlas: you might not get it back if I like how I decorate it (2:15:43 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Doesn't matter. (2:15:49 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: It was a bad hair day. (2:15:56 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I wore it to hide that fact. (2:16:37 AM) Atlas: you should wear hats to show off (2:16:44 AM) Atlas: you should come to my place (2:16:48 AM) Atlas: I'll fix you up (2:17:19 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: oh? (2:17:31 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Fix me up...how? (2:18:06 AM) Atlas: Dress you up. rip your jeans. a little liner. you have potential brah (2:18:24 AM) Atlas: you could use some piercings (2:19:26 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Oh really? (2:20:32 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: What exactly are you planning to pierce on me? (2:21:05 AM) Atlas: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/Elendili/jayy/tumblr_ln23jd6mQB1qch4cpo1_4001.jpg you could do it like me right there above the nose (2:21:09 AM) Atlas: OR (2:21:12 AM) Atlas: better yet (2:21:21 AM) Atlas: if you dont like them on display (2:21:25 AM) Atlas: I know a spot (2:22:22 AM) Atlas: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1103/Elendili/jayy/tumblr_ln2nmfISt71qdirvmo4_400.jpg how about here (2:22:59 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You really are into piercings, aren't you? (2:23:05 AM) Atlas: yup. (2:23:09 AM) Atlas: I am (2:23:20 AM) Atlas: you got any tattoos? (2:23:26 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Nope. (2:23:30 AM) Atlas: you're so (2:23:32 AM) Atlas: naked (2:23:48 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: That's new. (2:23:50 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I'm naked? (2:23:59 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: A 'naked' person bothers you? (2:24:44 AM) Atlas: think of it like white walls in a house. (2:24:54 AM) Atlas: just needs some decoration (2:25:25 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Ah... (2:25:52 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: The office has plain walls. (2:25:57 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I want to paint them. (2:26:23 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I don't think Star trusts my taste. (2:26:45 AM) Atlas: we could roll ourselves in paint and them press our bodies against the wall (2:27:26 AM) Atlas: star needs to remove the stick from her ass that she's hiding with sweetness (2:27:42 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: ... (2:27:43 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So (2:28:05 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I take it that things aren't going well between the two of you? (2:32:56 AM) Atlas: yeah. she's cool. she's trying hard to be nice (2:33:00 AM) Atlas: I can tell (2:33:11 AM) Atlas: but I'm not stupid either (2:33:21 AM) Atlas: she's really tryyyyyyyyyying hard to be nice (2:33:30 AM) Atlas: I think it's fucking funny (2:33:40 AM) Atlas: do you have fun messing with her (2:33:49 AM) Atlas: I'd do it all the time if I worked for her like you do (2:34:00 AM) Atlas: stick it to the boss lady (2:34:08 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Our relationship is a bit different... (2:34:11 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: she is like family to m. (2:34:12 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: me* (2:34:13 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: even. (2:34:42 AM) Atlas: oh. what kind of family (2:35:00 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: She is like (2:35:03 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: my sister. (2:35:22 AM) Atlas: like your sister? (2:35:30 AM) Atlas: like ?? (2:35:34 AM) Atlas: what's that mean (2:35:42 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: She is like a sister to me. (2:35:56 AM) Atlas: oh so she's not blood then (2:36:08 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: No. (2:36:20 AM) Atlas: I dont fucking know why you'd get attached to someone who's not blood (2:36:30 AM) Atlas: sounds like trouble to me (2:37:06 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: It's because she has always been there for me. (2:37:36 AM) Atlas: well count your lucky fucking stars buddy. not everybody has that. (2:38:16 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Now you understand. (2:39:01 AM) Atlas: I'spose (2:39:41 AM) Atlas: I don't have any (2:40:43 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You have no family? (2:40:57 AM) Atlas: nope. not anymore. (2:41:31 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Mother? Father? (2:41:42 AM) Atlas: never met em (2:42:05 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I feel you, I've never met my father either. (2:42:14 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I recently met my mother. (2:42:53 AM) Atlas: well lucky you. count your blessings again. that's just not how it's going to work for me. there's no trail to follow (2:43:01 AM) Atlas: and my sister (2:43:03 AM) Atlas: well (2:43:07 AM) Atlas: she's gone too (2:44:10 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: What happened to her? (2:44:22 AM) Atlas: she died (2:46:42 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You have friends, don't you? (2:47:34 AM) Atlas: did you not hear me about always having people around me? I'm not a loser (2:48:05 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Hmmm (2:48:49 AM) Atlas: what? (2:49:38 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Oh nothing. (2:50:46 AM) Atlas: no you can't just say that and not go on (2:51:15 AM) Atlas: tell me what you're thinking (2:51:44 AM) Atlas: nathaniel (2:52:52 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So, someone who prefers to spend time alone (2:52:58 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: would be a loser in your eyes? (2:53:35 AM) Atlas: I like to spend time alone. but (2:53:43 AM) Atlas: ok look it's like this (2:54:03 AM) Atlas: I dont like doing it because I have to (2:54:09 AM) Atlas: because there's no other option (2:54:18 AM) Atlas: that would suck (2:54:24 AM) Atlas: big ass hairy balls (2:54:35 AM) Atlas: but being alone by preference (2:54:37 AM) Atlas: well (2:55:01 AM) Atlas: It would make me wonder what you have against the damn world. (2:55:16 AM) Atlas: it would be (2:55:18 AM) Atlas: sad (2:55:33 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I like spending time alone. (2:56:05 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I just don't get the opportunity to be alone often. (2:57:15 AM) Atlas: well fuck man that worse that licking double fisted ass. no. I think we're opposites (2:57:30 AM) Atlas: I was forced to be alone for so long I hate it (2:58:40 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So... (2:59:08 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You should come by my work. (2:59:18 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You'll enjoy it. (3:00:15 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: http://i42.tinypic.com/2h7h0r8.jpg (3:02:54 AM) Atlas: I can see your hair in that one (3:03:41 AM) Atlas: if I come to your work are you going to get mad if I mess with star a little? (3:03:52 AM) Atlas: she could use a little wiggle on the stick (3:04:10 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: If you are brave enough to venture there, go ahead. (3:04:21 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I'd like to see how it turns out. (3:05:47 AM) Atlas: Oh I would have done it anyway. I just wonder if you were gonna be towfer (3:13:45 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: So, I'll be seeing you... (3:13:47 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: soon? (3:15:49 AM) Atlas: I might stop by that burlesque hall. I'm not sure yet. You can come to my show if you want. (3:16:11 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Ah, but you owe me. (3:16:17 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I've shown you pictures. (3:17:07 AM) Atlas: did I say where I would meet you when we made that deal? (3:17:59 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: My office. (3:18:48 AM) Atlas: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine I'll come to your office. but I'm bringing my parnters knives (3:19:07 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You promise? (3:19:31 AM) Atlas: what's a promise from a compulsive liar? but yeah I do (3:21:24 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I'll make it worth your time. (3:21:35 AM) Atlas: how are you rich? (3:21:48 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Ah, see... (3:21:53 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: you assume I mean money. (3:22:12 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Are you saying that you can only be lured with money? (3:22:27 AM) Atlas: dont assume what I mean. maybe I was looking for a sugar daddy. (3:22:28 AM) Atlas: mabye (3:22:31 AM) Atlas: maybe (3:23:26 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: You can either come or not. (3:23:39 AM) Atlas: ok (3:23:49 AM) Atlas: I'll decide later (3:24:57 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Here I thought we were beginning to like one another. (3:25:24 AM) Atlas: do you wanna hear the song I'm listening too? (3:26:08 AM) Atlas: you should come letterboxing with me (3:26:13 AM) Atlas: or geo cashing (3:26:16 AM) Atlas: or craning (3:26:24 AM) Atlas: or cliff jumping (3:26:51 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I just want to fuck you. (3:27:07 AM) Atlas: how bad? (3:27:51 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Come by my work and find out. We can give Star something to really get upset about. (3:31:59 AM) Atlas: OH OHOH! Now you're talking. (3:32:43 AM) Atlas: steal my heart, nathaniel just grew balls. question is. do they fit in my mouth (3:33:10 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Ah, you barely know me. (3:33:19 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: I can show you a good time, I promise. (3:33:22 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: This is only the beginning. (3:34:37 AM) Atlas: you don't know diddly squat about me buddy. Have fun learning. I'm make it a challenge for ya (3:34:50 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Oh? (3:34:57 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Do tell. (3:35:58 AM) Atlas: you ever heard of cat and mouse? (3:36:16 AM) Atlas: which one do you think you are (3:36:31 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: As if. (3:36:54 AM) Atlas: I hear cats like fish (3:37:18 AM) Atlas: can you reel me in? (3:39:45 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Hold on, having an issue. (3:39:49 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: One second. (3:40:12 AM) Atlas: is it star? (3:40:26 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: It's a lot of things. (3:40:28 AM) Atlas: did she sit on that stick (3:41:06 AM) Atlas: what lot of things. I thought we getting along. talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee (3:42:05 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Just... (3:42:13 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: a lot of things going on at once. (3:42:25 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Then I have someone trying to lay a guilt trip on me. (3:42:29 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: It's working. (3:43:04 AM) Atlas: no. not cool. tell me (3:43:10 AM) Atlas: who's guilt tripping you (3:44:45 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: It's....complicated. (3:44:57 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: The woman that raised me. (3:45:24 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: She is guilt tripping me over the contact with my mother. (3:47:17 AM) Atlas: oh fuck that nate (3:47:28 AM) Atlas: You have every right to see whoever you want (3:47:50 AM) Atlas: if someone tried to stop me from seeing my sister or something I'd see red fast (3:48:45 AM) Atlas: I never had a mom. but from what I read in books. they're supposed to want you to have everything (3:49:43 AM) Atlas: nate? (3:49:58 AM) Atlas: why do you want to see your other mom (3:50:03 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: This makes me feel like some kind of possession. (3:50:20 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: My bio mom? (3:50:51 AM) Nathaniel Alderson: Because for some reason, I care. (3:51:11 AM) Atlas: yeah. that's why I (3:51:14 AM) Atlas: I mean (3:51:28 AM) Atlas: yeah don't let anyone make you feel like an object brah (3:51:38 AM) Atlas: and (3:51:55 AM) Atlas: if you care. shouldn't she care you care? (3:52:26 AM) Atlas: if she trusts you at all that you love her she wont care who you see