The Dressing Room

Merlin, I fucking love Halloween. The only day where I can go around in public shirtless without getting arrested by the bloody Aurors. Every bloke in the school been glued to me all day, so mission accomplished. Simon Treadway was so focused on me that he didn't notice where he was walking and went straight out of a window. Got sent to the Infirmary, of course - it's a long way down to the ground from the fourth floor...

Oh, speaking of the hospital wing. When I went down there to go have a laugh at that bastard Treadway, I saw Persia in there. He was twisting around and delirious and looked like hell. Pomfrey wouldn't tell me what was wrong with him, but he was seriously fucked up. Anyone know what happened?