The Dressing Room

Oi, room, which one of you buggers left this naughty book just laying about? I'll have you know there are children in this room, some of them just tiny little things, really, and-


Merlin's balls. This book is brilliant; I've been looking for a little special something to try to cheer Michael up. Hahahamerlin, this is so- who is responsible for this book? Right, well, I'm keeping it, because I don't want little kids seeing such dirty photos, and I owe the person who's responsible for this book a few drinks. Because, ahahaha, what's this- Neville? Anyway.


Michael, I am in need of your presence.