The Dressing Room

I can't remember the last time I read a book so good I couldn't put it down. This is rather upsetting.

Anyone have any recommendations?

Haaaaaaaallright, I was JES' takin' a dander and landed meself here ag-

-No. Now now, hold on a bloody minute, I been t'rown in some other room. Haven't I jes'. I ain't even boozed this time, I swear.




...Well. Who's got cake.

All right, Montague. A box of Honeydukes' fudge if you give me my cat back.