He's going to prance about saving poor innocent damsels in distress, he is. Oh! OHHHH!! Juliet, you should help him. Go get up upon your balcony. Almost as good, dear Jules. What would our drugs think if they heard you? Tsk tsk. Where is your loyalty?
Whoo! We have a fucking theme. How very organized and Hufflepuffish of us. Sex, indeed!