Tch, yeah, apparently your dad is being a real-- You oughta ask Terry for advice, the ones who've been around the block ALWAYS have done things you haven't. I don't care how good you are, everyone has their own secret something. TRADE TIPS, LAD.
No, fuck no, not unless he's so hot you start salivating into your firewhiskey, which I can't even imagine but big guys aren't really my type, but, BUT. You oughta pick out a guy for yourself and then work the charm WHILE getting drunk. Make sure he's gay, though, you don't wanna get thrashed. Or hell, if you've got a mate who's willing to take the plunge, so to speak. But you gotta be more careful about the awkward later. -- Swearing off -- that's crazy talk.
THE BLUSH!! THE BLUSSSHHHH THE RAVENCLAW BLUSH OHGOD AKFLSJDLGS THAT IS LETHAL. You poor, defenseless man, you never even stood a chance.