Yeah, I know. I am amazing. Hrraappffttt but it makes it even better when you say it. Because if a Ravenclaw says it, that means it's CERTIFIABLY TRUE. Now no one can deny it.
Yes, he is. Even if you're two of a kind, you are your own person! Your happiness is what matter, not his! Goddamit, live for yourself! Even if it's not with me, just do what insures your happiness! You're being just like my father, and stop doing that- you'll just end up miserable. Be happy. Goddamit, Jeremy! Be happy! ...Whatever. I don't understand your whole deal with him, and I'm never going to bloody understand it, so. And I don't like it either. Soulmates. Whatever. Stupid bloody soulmates. I'm going to be soulmates with my drugs. Hrmph.
What no YOU CAN'T STOP ME. And since you told me to stop I'm going to do it even more HAHAHahahahaaa Ravenclaws can't order Slytherins around. It's wrong. Even though harheajsdhahaha I'd follow orders from those lips any day. Hrhahahaa I love your cheeks. They're so pinkkkkk. Merlin! Why are you so cute? What is this? It is impossible that you are a real fucking person. A gift from heaven, probably. What with your divine cheeks and lips and golden fucking halo. I've stolen it and hung it from my bedpost, by the way. It provides a nice contrast to my devil horns.
What. You. My heart. It's tiny and shriveled, but I'll give it to you if you want it. You'll find nicer and bigger ones elsewhere- I'm sure anyone would be happy to give you theirs, and it will be much fresher and lovelier than mine. Nicely watered and properly trimmed. But you can have my heart, if you really want it. I think it's beyond help, though.
It's not selfish. It's human. Hrghhhh I don't like him.
adjkflsdf yay oh greatttt Jeremy! Say something dirty to me, please!