Um yes? Maybe? Buhhhhahahahahaaaaaa forget I said anything. Wait wait. No, we have to find that door so I can teach you the ways of the outside world aghhhh you little tempting minx you. I'll just ahahmmmm explore your lips for a minute. They are so very wet and lippy. So just. Ahahmmm okay. Done. Wait no- there, now I'm done.
Yes, hello. I know you are a Ravenclaw. Obviously. However, you lot have to read and do experiments and other academic sorts of stuff to accrue your knowledge, while Slytherins are just inherently perfect in all ways. And obviously you didn't know Everything About Everything because I had to teach you kinky sex acts. So there.