What noooo! I'm not making fun of you-- It's the truth! You'll see. AHAHAHAHAHAAA WHAT HAVE I TURNED YOU INTO? Merlin, am I ever so glad I took your virginity. This is fantastic. However! There is exploring to be done, and you need to get your priori- AHHAAA JUST KIDDING RAAWWRRRrrrmmmm
Don't argue. I'm always right because I am a Slytherin and our superiority automatically makes us experts on everything, regardless of education or training or experience. Don't be angry, we are just born perfect-- it's such a burden, really.