I was about to talk about the glamorous things I was doing before I somehow tripped over a broken lawn mower and fell into space and found myself in NYC several years ago but a) Vi is the classy one and b) I was wearing yoga pants and a WADA sweatshirt when I showed up and c) I was holding an old radio, not pointe shoes. Geeeeeez, Vi, always trying to outdo me. I am Dominique [dah-men-eek] Weasley [weez-lee] and that's about as glammy as we're going to get.
Also, I have a roommate buuuut she was out when I got here so if you live in 1904 hello! We should probably talk.