I went out for a stroll today to look at some of the shops on 5th avenue, and was offered a job at this great, big, lovely place called FAO Schwarz! They have a Harry Potter section there! And they sell these square colorful things called Legos, and some of the people I am friends with were made into these Legos. Naturally I was excited and started handing them out to all of the people I saw, and told them how wonderful Hogwarts is, and how lovely Harry Potter is.
The man, who they call the bogs, or boss, or something or other, said that he had never sold so many boxes of Legos in a single day. He asked me to come back tomorrow to fill out papers, and to teach me how to be a toy demonstrator. They are going to give me this New York money to use toys, tell people about the toys, and show them what they do! I think this is going to be fun.