I have found you a friend. He is the most marvelous creature imaginable - and by that I do not mean me, of course though I am quite wonderful if I might say so myself. I named him Aicasse or 'pinetree' in the high tongue as it was the only word I understood of his terrible speech. He is quite vapid in nature but I am sure you will do well together.
Be advised that you ought not feed him tacos. I'm fairly certain he'll die. Speaking of which, please do not eat him. It would be tragic and I think he would taste bad.
I had..
I had a story to tell. Only that I cannot now recall how I wished to begin it. Or indeed what I had fully planned to say.
I think I'm dying. Eru's green earth sickness has assailed me!