OKAY after having some squirmy little maggot of a child be disappointed because I wasn't a "thuperhewo", I'm going to indulge my wounded self-esteem and actually open a thread of conversation. Please don't use this as an opportunity to showcase your latent stupidity.
Besides your obvious talents/powers/abilities, what else can you do? Stuff your show or book or whatever didn't pick up on.
I can sing songs provided they're not in the range of dog-whistling.
I can make my mother cry in 30 seconds or less.
I boost moral while digging up a grave. This has been proven.
The kid showed a lot more respect when I implied that the next grave I dug would be his.