Sans the physical, a guy could get used to this sort of treatment. Food, clothes, shelter, and cash money? The only thing missing from this perfect pic's the ocean and 80 degrees of beautiful, warm sun.
My name's Ken, just figured I'd say hey to all the boys and girls out there and clear up a few things so they don't need to be addressed later:
1.) No, I'm not related to Red Skull. I'm half Jewish for crying out loud! 2.) I do have bodily functions. Yeah, I know, you'd be surprised how many people ask about that one. 3.) Despite popular belief, my favorite color is blue, like water.