This is wicked! And disconcerting, at the same time. That glowing blue object did me quite the favour, getting me out of juggling multiple eggs in the name of entertainment. Now I've had the whole explanation about why and how I'm here from those super helpful people when I arrived, but I'm much more fascinated by this item they've given me. They say its called a phone? Such a strange name. I don't suppose anybody I know is here also?
Oh, right, introducing myself would help. Hello! I'm Merlin.