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Dorian Gray ([info]doriangray) wrote in [info]thedoorway,
@ 2015-03-26 12:00:00

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You know, while I was considering going for my American Citizenship, and all -- this is ridiculous.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]
You don't hold bruises for very long, do you? Your girlfriend bloody well kicked me in the ribs.

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[info]theregularguy
2015-03-26 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I feel like everything I know is a lie.

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[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Well, Darling, that's probably always been true. I'm sorry to tell you.

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[info]theregularguy
2015-03-26 04:17 pm UTC (link)
But you're not American?

Next you're going to tell me Las Vegas performer Celine Dion isn't either

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[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:18 pm UTC (link)
How did you actually live to reach adulthood?

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[info]theregularguy
2015-03-26 04:19 pm UTC (link)
My brother Barney probably. And pizza.

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[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I was never quite aware of the life-sustaining capabilities of Italian food.

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[info]theregularguy
2015-03-26 04:28 pm UTC (link)
You should be. You're from Brooklyn

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[info]theregularguy
2015-03-26 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Or wait.

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[info]theregularguy
2015-03-26 04:28 pm UTC (link)
So like if you're not American where are you from?

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(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-26 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theregularguy, 2015-03-26 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-26 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theregularguy, 2015-03-26 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-26 05:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theregularguy, 2015-03-26 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-27 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theregularguy, 2015-03-27 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-27 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theregularguy, 2015-03-27 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-27 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theregularguy, 2015-03-27 02:29 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-27 02:32 am UTC
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[info]tonystark
2015-03-26 04:16 pm UTC (link)
This is my nightmare.

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[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Oh it could be worse. I could look like your father.

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[info]tonystark
2015-03-26 04:27 pm UTC (link)
That would have made this morning the most horrible thing that's ever happened to me.

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[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Well, at least you woke up to a Steve that looked like me. Can't really go all that wrong with that, I should say.

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[info]tonystark
2015-03-26 04:33 pm UTC (link)
I just thank the lord he told me before I got a hand down your pants.

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[info]thelittleguy
2015-03-26 04:45 pm UTC (link)
Me too.

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[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I promise it isn't all bad.

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(no subject) - [info]thelittleguy, 2015-03-26 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-26 05:28 pm UTC

[info]tonystark
2015-03-26 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I'm the one who would have been pulling all the weight.

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(no subject) - [info]thelittleguy, 2015-03-26 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 05:16 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 06:18 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 08:57 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 09:26 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 10:18 pm UTC
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[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Yes, well. My morning with Agent Carter was eventful.

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[info]tonystark
2015-03-26 04:49 pm UTC (link)
You need an ice pack?

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(no subject) - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-26 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 04:57 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 05:10 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 06:15 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tonystark, 2015-03-26 06:31 pm UTC
Steve/Dorian
[info]thelittleguy
2015-03-26 04:46 pm UTC (link)
You'll be fine. What did you do?

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Steve/Dorian
[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:47 pm UTC (link)
I... didn't know!. So I woke her up and asked her what the hell she was doing here.

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Steve/Dorian
[info]thelittleguy
2015-03-26 04:50 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know why the hell Tony was in bed with me either, so I understand that.

How are you feeling otherwise?

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Steve/Dorian
[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Um. Hungry? You must have the metabolism of the entire Kentucky Derby Equidae line-up, I swear to God.

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Steve/Dorian
[info]thelittleguy
2015-03-26 05:08 pm UTC (link)
Essentially, yes.

I'm glad this wasn't your wedding day.

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Steve/Dorian
[info]doriangray
2015-03-26 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Now I understand why Tony made all those jokes about you having snacks in your pockets.

Yes, I am too. That would be awkward. I mean, more the wedding night portion, unless we all agree that we're all in it together.

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Steve/Dorian - [info]thelittleguy, 2015-03-26 05:42 pm UTC
Steve/Dorian - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-26 05:44 pm UTC
Steve/Dorian - [info]thelittleguy, 2015-03-26 06:05 pm UTC
Steve/Dorian - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-26 06:10 pm UTC
Steve/Dorian - [info]thelittleguy, 2015-03-26 06:31 pm UTC
Steve/Dorian - [info]doriangray, 2015-03-26 06:40 pm UTC

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